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Today, I went to give blood for the first time. When I sat down the guy said "First time?" I told him yes and he replied "Me too." FML

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On 08/19/2010 at 8:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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You guys lost your blood virginities together... Joy.

#2 - On 08/20/2010 at 3:14am by Tearing

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It's called a joke, pretty much every time I've donated blood (which is alot of times) the person doing it has said something like that. Its like a job requirement for those people. So you need to stop being such a whiney bitch.

#22 - On 08/20/2010 at 3:34am by TheVariableX

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