Love and Health: Hedging your bets

Hedging your bets

By mauimango7 - 27/07/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 349

You deserved it 8 038

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 474

You deserved it 7 207

By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 105

You deserved it 9 474

By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 827

You deserved it 9 932

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 043

You deserved it 7 424

By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 087

You deserved it 3 540

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 826

You deserved it 3 165

By vikinggirl - 13/09/2010 09:14 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 091

You deserved it 13 516

By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 467

You deserved it 3 376

By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 854

You deserved it 8 807

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 165

You deserved it 4 949

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:06

Your boyfriend is a win.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:24

so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?

Comments

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:06

Your boyfriend is a win.

Mrs_Mcgee 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:08

lol. damn.

ThatsJustMii 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:10

haha

selenagirl_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:21

funny stuff... he needs to take his precautions....

JohnnyHobo 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:25

Hahha aw you would squishie him:((

legonut4 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:27

it's funny because he thinks your fat

knight0748 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:33

that's a valid question, so how much do you weight? and how much can your bf bench?

supergirl69_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:57

haha 18, hangover reference?

twinny_sc 13

Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:08

Well...how much do you weigh?

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:11

#26 I think this was the Family Guy reference. Hangover would be 'It's funny cuz you're fat' :)

Shookitup 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:25

how much do you weigh??

TurboTalon 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:14

The transporter needs to know the exact weight and dimensions of a package before making a deal.

xtfauthorx 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:56

really I've been telling people that since third grade, I'm sort of a douche

andrea_calderon 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:54

lol

jellybeans4833 7

Wednesday 28 July 2010 1:02

lol 15

JayColt 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:44

26 ummm no just because it was said in a movie doesn't means it's a refrence??

M4V3R1CKR13 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:42

number 4 is homosexual? correct?

M4V3R1CKR13 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:44

what happend to 4 comment?

ciciloves96 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:46

agreed with 9 haha

zanguard 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:08

but then he burns the details

nateypooo 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 8:41

he was probably joking

tanjoodo 3

Wednesday 28 July 2010 15:59

#1 WIN

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 29 July 2010 5:07

18's "catch" is explaining the obvious in every FML. He's essentially a parrot, hence the pic. Now I've done the same to him.

spktr 1

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:34

that's what happens when you ask loaded questions

KittehKatt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:10

how much do you weigh...?

bcamgirl 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:11

laugh laugh laugh

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:21

Orrrrr, you know, you could've just gotten up off the couch to grab it

JayColt 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:47

11 = dumazz. she needed to stand on the arm of the couch to reach the book

hetalia_thailand 20

Monday 14 July 2014 23:54

Orrr maybe OP is too short I reach it and had to stand on the arm of the couch to get it. Duh.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:24

so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?

nebula748 14

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:04

pretty much

Geiko_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:24

I wouldn't think that's something to necessarily get upset about. What if he was just joking around? I understand you can be sensitive to your weight, but have faith in the boyfriend. Lol.