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Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23933) - you deserved it (5268)

On 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by owowowow - Canada (British Columbia)

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ydi for not wearing a mask

#1 - On 07/24/2010 at 3:05am by srunano

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We get it, you're hungry. No need to eat the paintballs, no matter how colorful they are and how they suspiciously like jawbreakers. ^_^

#29 - On 07/24/2010 at 3:19am by Silkie

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