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Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29529) - you deserved it (6804)

On 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by owowowow - Canada (British Columbia)

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ydi for not wearing a mask

#1 - On 07/24/2010 at 3:05am by srunano

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friggen idiot, dude theres a thing called a mask

#9 - On 07/24/2010 at 3:10am by DREWPULIDO

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