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Today, I was babysitting, I had put the kids to bed, and I was in the kitchen raiding the fridge when I hear the front door open. There I am in front of the fridge holding a bottle of wine to get to the whipped cream in the back of the fridge. Now my neighbors think I'm an alcoholic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31672) - you deserved it (6042)

On 04/21/2009 at 12:10am - health - by babyshit - United States

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