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Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7519) - you deserved it (47254)

On 06/28/2010 at 7:37pm - health - by Pain (woman) - United States (California)

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