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Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10358) - you deserved it (65930)

On 06/28/2010 at 7:37pm - health - by Pain (woman) - United States (California)

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OP YDI for smoking

#1 - On 06/28/2010 at 8:57pm by FFML_314

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Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.

#2 - On 06/28/2010 at 8:57pm by keekah

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