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Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML

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On 06/16/2010 at 10:42am - health - by Joy (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

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or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it"
think about it!!

#7 - On 06/16/2010 at 1:07pm by DemonChicken

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or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

#46 - On 06/16/2010 at 1:30pm by tencentsakiss

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