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Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML

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On 06/16/2010 at 10:42am - health - by Joy (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

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or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it"
think about it!!

#7 - On 06/16/2010 at 1:07pm by DemonChicken

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Random but true fact: MLK Jr.'s son is vegan. Honestly people need to respect other people's beliefs and not make fun of them because like someone else said I don't go around making fun of people who are religious or who eat meat or whatever. It is ironic that people who are vegetarian and believe in nonviolence have a bunch of haters. BTW nothing is natural anymore so saying that eating meat is natural doesn't really make sense. Eating beef from a cow that was shot up with like 20 different hormones and confined in a factory is not exactly natural. And we don't need meat or animal products to survive. There are tons of vegetarians and vegans who live long and healthy lives, and usually longer than meat eaters because they don't get heart attacks and shiz from clogged up arteries from animal fat. Who knows maybe one day no one will eat animals or use/abuse them for our minute pleasure and it will be seen as taboo just like slavery is seen as now. Ohhh I went there. Extreme. Ok im done. Now you can all call me a crazy peta betch. Even though I'm not. Haha.

#314 - On 06/16/2010 at 7:57pm by me1993

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