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Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML

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On 06/15/2010 at 3:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.

#6 - On 06/15/2010 at 8:21pm by dramaababyy

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that'd be because that isn't a healthy diet. only thing that diet will do is give you the shits. ha

#9 - On 06/15/2010 at 8:22pm by j0Rd4n

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