Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15902) - you totally deserved it (241691)
On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - health - by dumptaker (man) - Canada (Ontario)
and yet somehow, i find myself rediculously satisfied with the calibur of lols i got out of this one
south park is a cartoon
to hear someone actually shit in someone elses mouth
and suffered the REAL repercussions of it
made me fucking roll around on the floor
"beat me till i was bleeding"
lol
i would have cut your entire package off and fed it to you...seriously
regardless, that was a FUCKING GREAT story
#693 - On 08/15/2009 at 6:58am by senior_dingdong
eww thats gross you shouldnt do that kind of stuff
u soo deserve it
#2 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:03am by donnatella
Im adding this to my favourites.
this one had me in stiches!
YDI, dickhead. hahahahahaha
#3 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:03am by youaresofucked
I would have stabbed you so I think you got off lightly LMAO
douchebag.. your roomates fml wood hav been funnier
Today, I woke up to the flavor of my roommates shit in my mouth after a failed fart attempt. FML
XD
#723 - On 10/09/2009 at 3:47pm by ChronicFAIL
YDI, why would you think it would "be funny to fart in [your] roommates mouth while he was asleep?" That's just stupid. You were probably drunk.
#7 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:09am by Alex_DeLarge
#1 AGREED
and yea YDI, why the hell would you so something so immature!?! too much time on hand??
#8 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:09am by maybeitsgeeky
thats what you get. next time leave your pants on and fart and you won't get the shit beat out of you.
That's disgusting.
YDI most definitely.
I don't know really know why you posted it, people won't be sympathetic.
#10 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:12am by MaramaBreaksFace
why the FUCK would it be funny to fart in someone's mouth?
clearly, you've got the sense of humor of a seventh grader. and even then, the sevie owns your ass.
#11 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:13am by laurisshnazzy
What possessed you to do it in the first place? That's disgusting. Whatever happened to plain old facial pranks?
you got off lucky, i (or anyone else for that matter) would have beaten you to DEATH...not just a bleeding moron with a retarded story to laugh about.
Haha, I don't want to see his revenge on this one. You've dug yourself such a deep hole on this one. I don't see how this is a FML though. It's more of a fuck his life. The beating you took was well deserved.
You have an UTTERLY DISGUSTING sense of humour. YDI. :)
#22 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:30am by Flying_Pink_Lulz
You know, a friend of mine actually did the opposite of this. Tried to poop in a dude's face, accidentally farted, and got punched in the balls.
#23 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:32am by Travestie616
Today, I was sleeping, and was suddenly awakened because I felt something on my face. I woke up to my roommate's ass in my face and shit all over my face. FML
(and then i beat the shit out of him)
yeah, FHL, YDI
#24 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:33am by c_R_07
Erm...That's not very pleasant. Maybe you should have thought of a different prank, one with less gross stuff.
"I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep."
The YDI starts here and ends with you being crapped on your sleep.
#31 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:46am by tempaccount
#30, I believe that would be "TDI," if we're talking Jehovah.
I am so glad to have gotten to this point in life without such dumbshits (pun intended) as this for friends.
That is absolutely disgusting. Honestly, what possessed you to do something like that?
Having said that, I get rather worried when I see people condoning beating someone until they bleed.
#16 Hahaha nice one.
And YDI. Creep.
Your roomie should have kicked you in the balls.
#42 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:37am by f_mylife24
thats repulsive, what kind of idiot would even try to do that. u totally deserved getting the crap beaten out of you.
#43 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:39am by dancercuity922
omg lol #16
This is just the stupidest story I have ever heard. God, even if you didn't shit, I hope he still would have been you to a bloody pulp. That's disgusting.
oh, god. I totally have the flu today, and I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING AT THESE COMMENTS. ouch!!! it hurts so much. What a fucking ASSHOLE. How can he possible think that would be funny???
Fark jokes stopped being funny in like, second grade. Try being mature once in a while, it feels nice.
u desereved that u fucking asshole. i would have cut ur head off
#48 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:15am by ireadthistoomuch
ahhhh you're a moron, ydi, and you deserved more. that crossed every single line.
#52 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:40am by SilentGround
Holy hell... what did your roommate do to make you wake up one morning and say, 'hmm... I'm going to drop trow and pop a squat inches from his face, just so I can rip ass... hilarity will ensue.'? I'm sensing there's some sort of back story here, because nobody pulls some shit like that for no reason, unless that person is a total prick.
#53 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:40am by C_Wicked27
#16 clever.
#32 you laugh out loud'd out loud?
OP.. you should've taped it,.. also, next time, poop before farting into his mouth.. just so you don't have to go to the hospital.. shits expensive.
HAHAHAHA
HAHA
HA
That is so funny mate, but y-totally-di
It's gonna have me grinning like a maniac every time I think about it...
OHMYFUCKINGLORD, first off I hope you're okay, it was an accident... and second off.. I can't imagine waking up to someone shititng on my face let alone in my mouth... poor guy must have been throwing up
YDI for thinking it's funny to fart in someone's face :P (it is funny, but only when drunk).
be prepared to have poo wiped on your face sometime soon...
#66 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:23am by QiScorpion
OH you poor tortured soul.
i'm tempted to say your life is fucked because of the standard of things you find funny- i wouldnt want to be you for the world XP
ydi, i dont know why you think getting a comeuppance for something shit you did deserves sympathy
#68 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:29am by harlehatschi
That was funny, but this is as much of a FML for that dude than yours.
#73 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:41am by NorfolkDude
You deserved it even if you didn't take a dump on the poor guy's face. Do you know what a fart is? It is shit diluted with air. To put that into someone's mouth is just...I hope the poor guy finds a new roommate fast.
You not only deserved that beating, the guy should've also crapped in your mouth.
If I were him.. you wouldnt be typing this FML... You would be in hospital unconcious
#75 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:51am by MyLifesTotallyF
i think he shouldve been the one posting on here. you got it easy compared to him...
#76 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:53am by down_the_toliet
OMFG! that's a frikken wet carl!!! why the fuck would you even do that!?!? im sorry but you TOTALLY deserved that beating -_-' shame-shame
You're a moron. Why would you even be trying to do that?
#80 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:02am by swagmonkey
If you're old enough to have a roommate. then you should be old enough to NOT be this immature.
hope those bruises last awhile
#81 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:02am by legitmw
hahaha all these people are maturity.
i thought it was funny XD
you still deserved that one though, big time.
thats so disgusting.
you have to have something wrong with you mentally to have done this.
you're lucky he didn't kill you - i wld have.
I'm pleased to know you have the same sense of humor as my eight-year-old brother. That's fucking gross. You deserved that.
#86 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:21am by megan_is_cool
what the fuck is wrong with some of these people?
seriously the people who write fmls like this are going nowhere in life
grow up, please. i dont want people like you to be the future of our planet.
HAHAHAHAHAAHA you got what you deserved!! thats just really gross but it made me laugh so hard!!!
#91 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:28am by I_love_edward3
I don't see how you could possibly NOT deserve this one!!
TOTALLY YOUR FAULT
you ass
I would have beaten you till you bleed as well
One subtlety to this one is that you shat yourself, although technically defocating on someone else. I have an interesting question, what kind of poo was it (i.e. what was for dinner)? And did the roommate ingest any of said poo?
i hope he shits all over your bed. and your computer. just for good measure.
#94 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:32am by heatherjay
Can't decide if this FML or #16 is funnier.
But YDI for being so damn gross!
Better watch your back I would think your roommate has something planned for you as well.
#97 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:38am by barlessprison
Ick... so not funny... were you shitfaced or something?
Oh oops, your roommate was the one who was shitfaced.
that's pretty amazing
now that you can say you've done it, you can stop. maybe get a job. a real hobby or two?
#105 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:17am by effyourlife_
hahahahahhaahh. fuck this made me laugh. i hope you wake up bathed in shit tomorrow :) if i was your roommate i would do that for revenge
First, y would you fart in someones mouth and 2nd UR JUST AN IDIOT.
u would have gotten beaten up anyways...so this is ur fault
#112 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:34am by popcorn_chicken
did it go in his mouth?! u deserve it.
im totally addin 2 fav.z
#113 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:36am by skateboarder0297
#54 That made me lol out loud out loud.
"I thought it would be funny" - People that age aren't usually out of diapers, how did you manage to take yours off?
How in the world did you ever think that was a smart thing to do?
#116 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:44am by ComputerAnalysis
HAHAHA.
I don't find farting in your roomate's mouth funny, but the fact that you pooped and he beat the absolute shit out of you is HILARIOUS.
You deserved it.
FHL.
Thats just disgusting.
I would beat you till you're crippled.
#120 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:52am by craznazn247
what? why would you even do that in the first place?
#122 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:53am by dearladydisdain
Here's the REAL FML:
Today I was questioned by the cops briefly after stabbing my roommate in the face for shitting in my mouth when I was asleep. FML
#126 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:59am by rabidhatter
if i were him i'd probably kill u. . tht is sooo gross. . i'm srry but tht should be an fml for him cuz tht is disturbing..
#127 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:00pm by moosey1234
So you sharted on your roommate's face? You deserve the ass kicking he gave you.
#128 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:02pm by touch_me_im_sick
thats disgusting. really really gross. but so funny.
#130 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:09pm by FrostyTheSnowman
congratz, your a douche
and your lucky all that happened was your were beaten until bloody. This is the first of the FML I've read where not only did you deserve it, but I can't possibly understand how one would think they didn't.
oh, but it was amusing
Ahaaaa! Holy shitballs. That's the funniest thing I've heard all week! Rofl.
But if I was your roommate I would've done way worse...
#137 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:32pm by saxiigirlie
wtf is wrong with you? your lucky he stopped beating you when you started bleeding and didn`t wait for you to get knocked out.
that was the FUNNIEST thing i have ever heard ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahaah
#140 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:46pm by peeshlover5
wtf. If i was your roommate, you wouldn't be typing this right now. Fuck, your a dirt bag.
You can give someone pink eye by farting on their face, dickhead.
#142 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:55pm by puppyeyes56
Rofl. Gross as hell..I woulda broke your fingers and punched your dick in. Hahaha. I hope he deserved it..and I hope you enjoyed yourself.
#146 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:59pm by DizzyDemon0
you IDIOT!
if your roommate complains about it on FML, I'll say he deserved it, because he wasnt smart enough to get into a college that you couldn't get into.
failx2
I would have beaten you to death. What a stupid, stupid thing to do. Why would you even think that a fart would be funny in the first place?????? Fuck your poor roommate's life, more like!
Lol,you watch waaaaaaay too much South Park.YDI dumbass
#154 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:21pm by SomebodySomeone
i hate all the jackasses saying you got the sense of humor of a 7th grader or middler schooler, you can all fuck off. i'm in middle school and nobody does fucking retarded shit like this. OK? YDI...and u people can fuck off.
#155 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:23pm by basketballbabee
you're a freaking dickhead and you deserve to have the shit kicked out of you.
if someone did that to me i would've bashed their face through a plate glass window
This is what Southpark does to people.
Disclaimer: Just to clarify for those viewers with an IQ below 100, funny for cartoon characters is not funny for real life.
Some FMLs just make me lose faith in humanity.
#159 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:35pm by Ohnoitslindsay
WTF! Your so stupid.. seriously... And he was being nice,, he should of beat you up so bad you couldn't even type this.. Your a waste of life seriously... YDI
I agree with like every comment on here..it's life not a cartoon
Eww, That's just really nasty. Eww. Seriously, dude, what's wrong with you?
#162 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:48pm by lovergirl666444
Good for your roomate. Hopefully this will teach you to never, ever, do it again for the rest of your life. If it doesn't, he didn't beat you hard enough.
you are probably a closet homosexual, just like Cartman. do you attempt and stick your balls in other people's mouths as well?
and... i think this FML is bs.
i'm pretty sure that this is fake, but it's still FTW.
LOLOLOLOLOL.
#167 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:04pm by schadenfreudeFTW
It is not immature im sure his room mate has played quite a few pranks on him... it just turned out bad... You deserved the ass whoping... haha adding to my favorites
#170 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:09pm by Pittfan557
I was gonna call you an asshole, but the pun was too much, even for me.
If I could click YDI more than once, I totally would.
You deserve much more than a beating, idiot. He let you off lightly. Go play in traffic before you scar anyone else for life. Kthxbai.
#171 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:12pm by judgeymcjudge
I don't even see how this is FYL seeing as you totally deserve it. You actually got lucky because if I was your roommate, I would do worst. This is defiantly a YDI.
i laugheddddddd soooo hard when i read this.
That sounds like something that would happen to me.
and i think it is worthy of FML!
it sucks when you think you have to fart but than you pooooooooooooop
#179 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:30pm by guacomolegirl
If i was your roommate, you wouldn't live to post this.
#180 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:32pm by EffinWhosLife
yeah,
i would expect to see your roomates FML over yours on this site
"Today I woke up to my roomate taking a big dirty fucking shit on my face"
EW dude, human feces? your lucky he stopped at just bleeding hahaa, i would killll you
#186 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:51pm by herheartsuck
I would have beat you up too. I'd beat you til you wind up unconcious and at the hospital. Jackass.
#188 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:54pm by i_am_tiff_21
Oahahaha that's hilarious
I mean absolutely fucking diagusting, but none the less hilarious :)
Doin it up Steve-o style. Nice
Ydi man, Y.D.I
He gets septic shock, you get a bloody nose.
He should have beaten you more.
#190 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:56pm by officerpat
He only beat you until you were bleeding? I wouldn't have stopped until you were comatose, and then I would have carefully wiped your shit all over your body. Then I would have gone back to bed.
Best part is, if your roomie is like any usual guy, beating the shit out of you wasn't even revenge for crapping on him; you just deserved a beating for the stupidity and disgust alone. The payback for the deed itself will be much worse.
#192 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:07pm by Nakedsquirrel
YDI! jeez did you honestly expect sympathy? god i hope nott.
i would have beat the rest of your shit out of you until you bled too.
and probably a nice swift kick in the balls(:
Disgusting. How are you even in college? You sound like a six year old.
This is the most deserved FML I've ever read. And if I were your roomate I definitely wouldn't have stopped at beating you up till you were bleeding. Jackass.
It really isn't even that hard to make someone bleed, just one punch in the nose could do it so that isn't even fair. I honestly would've beat you until you were unconcious, and not been sorry, and then hoped you took me to court over it just so I could tell the judge why you deserved the beating completely.
Umm. YDI. You. Retard.
"Today, I'm on trial for cruel and unusual punishment... I deep-fried slivers of my room-mate's genitalia and fed it to him to fully convince him that taking a shit in my mouth while sleeping wasn't a remarkably good joke. I got expelled for it. FML."
This is fucking disgusting. I'm about done with this site
#210 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:16pm by Vinatierri
ew what is wrong with you.
YDI
YDI
YDI
i hope he beat u up pretty hard. I would have.
#212 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:19pm by taylorswiftfan27
HAHAHAHAHHAHA I made an account just for this one YDI but it was so funnyy haha.
"I thought it'd be funny to fart in his mouth..."
Hmm...
I smell a fake.
But if this IS true...it's not a "FML" it's a "FHL"
If I was your roommate you would be in the hospital right now.
AND your ass would be on the street.
isn't it interesting how everytime someone says "i thought it'd be funny if i...[enter something stupid here]", it ends up being disastrous?
Irritable bowl syndrome??? Maybe you should get checked out.. and while your at the doctors get some bandaids for the scars.
And maybe some drugs for your friends emotional scars.
#220 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:49pm by LackOfControl
209 lmfao. But seriously it's your roommate, I assume you are older than 17. YDI, douche.
#221 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:54pm by Lifeistough
you def deserved that...but the real question is why did you let him beat the shit out of you....ya lil bitch
#224 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:04pm by jdcarter3992
I clicked YDI as soon as I read "Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth"
Idiot.
I wouldn't say f your life, I'd say f your roommates life. That is disgusting. I do not understand boys.
#233 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:51pm by musicjunkie22
I hope he kicked your ass so hard you had to go to the hospital, you goddamn jackass. YDI.
#234 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:52pm by McLaughlane
more like F your roomie's life.
that's superbly disgusting, and, you're a jackass for trying to fart in his mouth like an idiot in the first place.
#235 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:54pm by summersong89
That is fucking nasty, dude. YDI. Next time, fart on his pillow. Give him pink eye instead of taking a dump in his mouth.
Omg made my day....
Hope your roommate's alright, you nasty jerk.
#237 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:17pm by ShinTenshi
YDI dumbass. I say you should be thanking your roomate. If you did that to me, you wouldn't even have enough functioning fingers to type this up.
This just made my day
LMAO
i feel sorry for your roomate though and to be honest he would have a better FML to say here
#240 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:03pm by funnystory
fuck your life? what about his?! i'd rather read this written by your roommate. "Today, i was having the best sleep of my life when i woke up to find my roommate shitting on my face. FML"
btw, what you did was disgusting
#241 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:13pm by shoegal808
I think if you were drunk, farting in another guys face - when awake - to rip on him can sometimes but only by the right people - can be passed off as being funny. Why is his mouth? That is sick. Why pull your pants down? That is fucked up, Why did he beat you till you bled? Because your a prick and YDI.
"Today, my stupid roommate shit in my mouth when I was sleeping, so I beat him til he bled. FML."
Sounds like a fair trade to me.
You're lucky it wasn't me. I'd slam you in the face with a sledgehammer!
Consider yourself lucky.
Oh, and YOU DESERVE IT!!
#248 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:46pm by King_of_Kings
Why would it be funny to fart in your roommate's face anyways?
YDI Asshole
#249 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:54pm by Quinnjamin
Today, while I was sleeping, my roomate took a dump in my mouth. FML
#262 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:07pm by f_u_c_kmylife
You took a crap on your roommate's face and he kicked your ass.
. . . no. I'm not . . . wait . . . no, no sympathy. Sorry.
#263 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:11pm by All_My_Seasons
Wow, you douchebag, you deserve to get beaten up for that...
You thought it would be FUNNY to FART in his FACE???
T_T
#264 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:14pm by lologirl419
I'm not gonna lie farted on a friend's face when they were asleep, n if that happened they could've stabbed me n i still would've laugh my ass off!!!
#265 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:18pm by EatMeWhileImHot
ive never laughed so hard in my life! ty for the story
#266 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:21pm by Clitonomore
"Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a mouthful of my roommate's crap. I've brushed my teeth 82 times and I'm still probably going to get a disease. FML"
#267 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:26pm by AnnaSeptic
You deserved that, assface. This is hilarious and horrible but you so deserved the beating and you better hope to hell that your roommate doesn't take a shit on your face later this week. XD
ewwwww thats right disgusting
if you ever did that to me, id do exactly what your room mate did.. what are you like 6? thats so immature..
#272 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:05pm by lifesucks49
looooooooooooool blood and shit? wow this FML has everything
#275 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:20pm by lol_seriously
lmfaoooo thats fucking hilarious but dude first I wouldve taken a shit in your mouth.. then beat you up then kick u out lmao thats fkn dirty ydi for sure but ye if your friend posted it,it wouldve been a real FML
#277 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:28pm by poopookaka
If my roommate ever did that to me, he would be dead. Yes, dead. There would be several 7" knives going through him. If I could do it before the cops caught up with me, I would also wipe his family off the face of the earth. You got off easy.
LOLL instant favorite. you got off easy tho. i wouldve kicked you in the face and kneed you the in balls multiple times, then broke some of your fingers at least. to have shit on your face is just the most fucking disgusting thing ever.
i think the roommate should be the one posting. you got the better end of the deal
#284 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:14am by blue_bunnie
if someone pooped on my face, I would kill them! u deserve much worse. and why would you want ot fart in your roomates face. you're a retard. i feel bad for your roomate for having to live with you.
#286 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:32am by fmlroxmysocks
idea WIN
fart FAIL XD
that's hilarious.
fav get!!!
#290 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:57am by bubs_AKA_vermin
...Are you 5? YDI for being so juvenile..
But that made me lol so hard I think one of my lungs are about to explode!!!!!!!! XD
#291 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:09am by Mr_Trumpet
lmfao at 16
you kinda deserved it but you win because you made me laugh my ass off. good job! =)
but what would your roomate say?
"Today, my roomate thought it would me funny to shit in my face while I was sleeping. FML"
xD
*i favorited this!
#292 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:32am by boricua_4life407
Wow, probs the grossest yet funniest FML ive ever seen.
I'm a newbie to this site...how do you favourite?
#293 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:45am by Four80EastFan
HOLY SHIT IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#294 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:27am by cmtriplecage
YDI, thats fuckin disgusting. I would've shoved a fire poker up your ass, seriously.
#301 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:28am by Bella_x
hahaha that's hilarious! it would be even funnier if you hated your roommate lol. no i'm kidding..sorta
totally something a guy would do too. haha
#304 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:21am by lin_zee
OMG, this was the funniest thing I ever read! I laughed so hard I started choking and fell back in my chair. I might have even knocked myself out. A couple minutes later I was like, "WTF just happened?" LOL! But, yeah, this is a total YDI. Also, a lot of these comments were hilarious, too.
#305 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:24am by KingMatthewXX
LOL #16/
That's TERRIBLY DISGUSTING.
I would've kicked your ass for that.
#307 - On 04/19/2009 at 7:47am by reggiecide0
i have tears running down my cheeks, i'm laughing that hard. i wish i could have watched the whole thing XD
What. The. Fuck. Is wrong with you. You are definitely one of the stupid people. Be glad he didn't break your neck; I would have. You suck ass.
#310 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:40am by FreedomFirst
"Today I woke up this morning to my friend crapping on my face. FML" see his friends would be better
#313 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:00pm by maniac1993
Pahahahahahahhahahaha thats hilarious!!!!! hahahahahaha...boys
#316 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:05pm by mastershake
because all good plans start with "i thought it'd be a good idea to fart in my roommate's mouth..."
#318 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:13pm by cmckeon329
EWWWW that is effing DISGUSTING. it wasn't your fault but it kind of was because you were still going to fart in his mouth, but AHHH hahahaha jesus.
#321 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:32pm by tinkerbell67
i would have done the same thing so immature its one thing to fart and blow in it ones face another to shart on someone YDI
#324 - On 04/19/2009 at 5:00pm by ace135
LMAO...Lol.z.. yur soo fckn stupid!!... why tha fck would yu doo such stupid shit like tha!!.. yu shoulda been sent to the hospitall .. ii woulda done tha to yu!!!
#326 - On 04/19/2009 at 6:04pm by DeE_910
the best FML ever....made me LOL the most...but I do think you're a douche for doing such a gross thing to your roommate
PS- if you got any balls left...do ask him how it tasted...LMFAO
how the fuck did you think that would be funny!?
And can't you even control your bowels?!
Jeez, He should have pinned you down and dumped in your mouth.
#330 - On 04/19/2009 at 6:23pm by atomicmrpelly
o.0 ERRR LMFAO you deserve the bloodshed, lucky he didnt whip out the toilet paper and shoved it back in yours, thats horrible man XD im faving this, i almost died of laughter
LMAO.
And these comments just make it so much better.
YDI it you jackass ahahaha
#334 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:46pm by Talkative1
Ew man if u were... or anyone ... were to shit on my FACE or Anywhere Id murder u ....almost.
THats discusting
Today, i woke up and my friend was taking a dump on my face. FML
#337 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:28pm by hyphywhitekid
dude that is just weird....why would you WANT to fart on your roomie?
#338 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:49pm by trumpetgirl25
Why would you bother to do such a thing?
Its sick, farting ON them?
#339 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:55pm by shimaSTARS
the biggest fyl about it is that someone who just woke up and had shit on their face managed to beat u into bleeding
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M CRYING AND I THINK I'VE BEEN LAUGHING OUT LOUD FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT NOW WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
I'M STILL LAUGHING BUT MY FACE IS SOAKED IN TEARS THIS IS SO FUNNY WHY WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR PANTS DOWN IF ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS FARTING?!
also every time i read one of these 'you are an immature dick' comments from other people... i start laughing even harder OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ I'M NOT LYING. IT'S SO DISGUSTING
p.s. just to clarify... i would also have beaten the shit out of you... although maybe that's not the best wording. hehehe
What the hell is wrong with most of these people they need to get a sense of humor. This stuff's hilarious! Funny as hell obnoxious humor! However if it was me I would have choked you out until you passed out, than tied you to your bed and shit in your mouth. hahahaha.
i wanted to crap myself from laughter omg...
yes, ydi, but it was totally worth this fml hahaha.
#354 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:06am by kelsozilla
don't listen to anybody else that is SO funny yea you deserve to be beat up but you just shit on your roommates FACE hahaha what a champ.
but also- him: "this morning i woke up and my roommate shit on my face" hahahahhahahaha
funniest fml ever
#357 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:47am by wambampb_j
I read this at school. When sitting at the front of the classroom and the teacher was lecturing. Suffice to say that no one had much belief that I was working.
#359 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:08am by lersveen
Dude...that's just wrong. Freaking hilarious for us, but wrong. And if you it again, at least have the decency to record it, and the results.
I don't really believe it, but I've read far worse roommate stories. YDI, if I was your roommate, I wouldn't have stopped at "Just bleeding", but that's just me.
You know, the prank was funny and all, but I think the one thing we should be laughing at, is how many people discussed how gross and imature it was. Well guess what, guys, it's a prank! It's not supposed to be mature and clean, duh.
o my god, this is so freaken funny...
ur soooooooooooooooooo WOW. sick fucker
#371 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:12pm by noobeater5
I would seriously have killed you. Or took a shit in a jar and force fed it to you. You Deserve It. He didn't...
And I think the FML here is
"My asshole roommate decided it'd be funny to fart on me when I was sleeping. Instead he shit on me. I beat him up...but I got shit from my roommates ass on me...FML"
#372 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:48pm by tdawgheath
Ugh.. Well, at least you're alive.. I suspect it's not over for you yet, tho. Personally, if you'd done that to me, after the beating I'd immediately eat start eating handfuls of multicolored indian corn, wait 'til you were sleepin' and yell 'Satan's Rainbow!!!' as I blew a wet one right back in YOUR face.
dude that shit is hysterical if it woulda worked, YDI and more to come lol
#377 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:40pm by integra973
he shoulda beaten you until you pooped, or atleast till you were unconscious, poop in an eye for poop in an eye, that kinda deal
only here 2 days and its already on the first page of the Top Flops
#382 - On 04/20/2009 at 9:34pm by sarahvalasco
I am seriously considering doing this at the next sleepover i have.
#383 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:05pm by Sebastian69
that's what you GET, asshole.
btw, this is going to my favourites.
LOLOLOL.
#386 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:39am by elisabeth96
Lmao! This is hands down the best FML of all time. I've been laughing hysterically with tears streaming down my face for like 10 minutes.
Question.... did he wipe his face/mouth before beating the shit out of you?
#389 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:22am by darlingseas
LOOOOOOOL, my first entry added to my favourites!
You deserved it!!!!! You really did!
I'm glad your friend didnt beat you to death, like I would of! Otherwise you wouldnt have been able to post this!
Good job, but still....YOU DESERVED IT!!!!!!!!
Oh my god, you people are so fucking stupid it is unbelievable. You will be the downfall of civilization. The fact that anyone, anywhere, could possibly believe this, is ridiculous.
WOOOWWWWW
why would u even think of doing that :|
YDI
YDI
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you wouldnt b living if u did that to me :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i cant believe u took a shit on a nigga's face hahahahaha ROFL WTF?!?
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#404 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:20pm by Olaf_Sierpinski
I laughed so hard i had to pee.
now my stomache muscles hurt.
thanks a lot.
#405 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:58pm by soccer_girl26
wow if u wanted this 2 be a really good fml, u should have left out the part about him beating u till u were bleeding. that way, it would kind of make u seem like a nicer person if it looked like u felt bad about it, and u weren't looking 4 sympathy because u got beaten for somthing u deserved.
plus, shouldn't ur roomate be the 1 posting here???
That is awful. FHisLife minus the beating part. And shame on you. I would never do that.
Nice try though. I wonder what would happen if he hadn't woken up...
#408 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:58pm by Freaklancer
aside from this being absolutely disgusting,
i laughed so hard i got side cramps.
haha
super ydi.
hahaha i feel bad for your friend
#411 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:39am by itsbriiibaby
F that guy's life for being your roomate!
I LOL'd so hard. My life seems so much better now.
#414 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:42pm by missus_butter
that is one of the most hilarious things i have ever heard in my life
#415 - On 04/23/2009 at 7:54pm by ledzeprules
Hahaha yea...how is this a fml? It's more like FHL. Dude you totally deserved it!!! I would have kicked your ass too and you woulda had more coming. Wow this is a fav.
#417 - On 04/23/2009 at 11:24pm by rosalie_haostn
Today, my roommate decided it would be funny to wake me up by pooping on my face. FML.
#418 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:00am by mikemanray
you definately got off easy on this one...
id be in a courtroom for murder after that
u stupid shit
i hope ur still bleedin
#419 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:08am by Doc_Fancy1731
won't lie i would've stabbed you for it too. YDI x1000
#423 - On 04/24/2009 at 12:38pm by hellFighter
LMFAO! If my roommate did that to me, they wouldn't be alive right now. Shit, that made laugh hella much.
#425 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:22pm by caitlynnbby
why would you need to pull your pants down to fart? makes me think this is not entirely true. unless the idea was for your bare ass to be in his face.. If thats the case he needs to shit in your mouth, YDI
#426 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:25pm by AngelRaven89
hahahah, that WAS funny but absolutely disgusting. Can't deny that you deserved it, but at least you didn't purposely want to shit on his face..
wow your roomate should be posting here.
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to fart in my mouth while I was asleep. He ended up shitting on my face. FML.
Disgusting though hilarious.
I can see this happening though...some people are just immature...
#428 - On 04/25/2009 at 9:11pm by ShadowMystika
This is my absolute favorite FML. I laughed for like 5 minutes straight after reading this the first time.
Nice job.
#429 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:26am by malaproposDame
Fuck you cunts needa lighten up. Cut the shit about immaturity and all that crap about him being an idiot and pull ya heads out. It was a joke gone wrong. I'd purposely take a dump in all your mouths then beat the shit outta you.
Dumptaker, fucking epic, mate. Almost pissed myself at this.
Oh, by the way, if you people are going to mock anyone, try starting with the moronic people who lack the ability to form an intelligent sentence.
Example: "What a tosser. It is a FML, because he's such a stupid dickhead and in mentally retarded."
Thanks comment #39 [Gripping]. You're the dickhead, mate.
I am laughing SO FING HARD right now!!! XD
And so is my class!!! XD
#444 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:55am by TopsyKretts3
ffs, I'm STILL laughing about this and its been almost a week!
ROFL
#450 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:47pm by NoodleBurger
Dude thats fucking sick if you were to do it Shit in his pillow not his mouth YDI!
#451 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:46pm by Ryan_fultz
lmao how do u accidentally poop i gotta squeeze for like a min to squeeze one out it doesnt happen by accident i call BS. still LMFAO ur dumb...
#452 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:11pm by george_lopez
Ur my fuckin HERO! This is something that im soooo gonna try.. ill just make sure the guy im about to shit on cant kick my ass.
#457 - On 05/02/2009 at 5:16pm by IshitCAKES
Fart jokes are funny, don't care how old you are. Everyone needs to stop being so..overly mature..?
I thought this was hilarious.
#458 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:12pm by floresntadolecnt
i love you. that would be totally worth it even getting my ass beat i would still be laughing my ass off
#459 - On 05/03/2009 at 1:55am by waterpoloweasel
later on you can laugh with him about this..
"Hey remember that one time I shit on your face!!"
XDDDD
#460 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:39am by dizzle_doneski
LOL out loud out loud. :D
Soon we'll see "My roommate decided to take revenge, shat in my mouth and ducktaped my mouth shut. FML" Or at least I hope we'll see that.
#462 - On 05/03/2009 at 4:36pm by MacAttack_7
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thats some funny shit
that is one of the stupidest, nastiest things i've ever heard!!! gees, please restrain yourself! :-/ yet hilarious! LMAO
YDI, I'm pretty sick that you did such a disgusting deed. Of course, I'd understand why he reacted this way.
#466 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:10pm by tibbydibby
even though this is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard, you're my hero.
#467 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:34pm by brittbrittT
i think this is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard. QUALITY.
#468 - On 05/06/2009 at 3:56pm by Polka_Dots
i almost died laughing when i read the part where u got beaten.
then i read people's comments and literally could not breathe.
i made an account just to comment this.
OMFG. priceless.
YDIxinfinity...whatever possesed you to place your naked ass over your roomate's mouth in the first place??? watching too much south park, as #1 said.
bahahahahahahahahaha.
#471 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:53pm by whoababy55
ugh. that's possibly one of the most disgusting things i've ever heard. if i was your roomate i would "accidentally" throw up on you. :P
thats really twisted.
You completely fucking deserved to get beat. If I was there I would of handed your roommate a metal baseball bat. Seriously man, normal human beings don't do shit like this. I bet you rode the short bus.
#474 - On 05/07/2009 at 3:24am by HaleyHacksaw
LMFAOOOO...that's like one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard!!!
#476 - On 05/07/2009 at 6:44pm by tinayu
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#477 - On 05/08/2009 at 8:34pm by froggy123000
This is so ridiculously and obviously fake, but for some reason, I still find it hilarious!
#483 - On 05/10/2009 at 7:43pm by Redeemer
ROFLOL I LAUGHED SO HARD. I start to laugh every time I think about how stupid you are. YDI for being disgusting. I mean ew, grow up.
LMFAOROFL, I STILL laugh reading this!
fyi, you should have at least kept your pants on if you were gonna let loose on his face.
nonetheless, YDI and he should have put a cork up your ass or something.... =P
#486 - On 05/11/2009 at 4:24am by koreanidiot
this is honestly the funniest Fucking thing i have ever fucking heard
#491 - On 05/12/2009 at 11:45am by CaleighChi
SOUTHPARK much?! lmfao woooooowwww. how's yer roommate? (;
#492 - On 05/12/2009 at 5:04pm by abnormalife69
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wow... this is too funny... hahahahhahaha...
HAHAHA "To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face" AHHAHAHAHA
you are a horrible person and deserve everything bad that happens to you
#496 - On 05/13/2009 at 9:05pm by gratedjuice
AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
thats so gross.
you deserved that asshole
#502 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:29am by natalia123
You deserve it.
But man that's fuckin funny :P
You have a GREAT sense of humour! Need more pranksters (or failed ones in your case) like you out there.
#503 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:06am by FyreNail
Some of the people on here are too uptight. I found this fucking hilarious. People are saying, "If you did that to me I'd stab you". Bullshit, they are too pussy to do anything like that.
#505 - On 05/17/2009 at 8:26pm by NewTimeSunday
OMFG it was in his MOUTH
dude the hardcore BEATINg you would have gotton...words fail man words fail
#506 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:21pm by xstaticdelta
and thats what you get for being a fuckin DOUCHE BAG! jerk!
#507 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:55pm by beautifulmess
lmao omg ill go crazy if someone ever does that to me XD!!!!
#508 - On 05/18/2009 at 5:35am by Emo_luvmelon
you're a despicable person. i would have beaten you until you needed to go to the hospital. this is why i don't have roommates.
#509 - On 05/18/2009 at 7:44pm by hawkloverr
that is so hilarious!
but you're such a dumbass.
people don't do that stuff.
you totally deserved this, for being such an idiot.
#515 - On 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm by the_holy_one
LOLOMGTHATSAWESOME.
i would have kicked your ass too, but thats really really funny.
#516 - On 05/22/2009 at 4:44pm by superherostiner
Wow, what an idiot.
If you had to fart, and it was just too tempting to fart in his face, wouldn't it have done the job with your pants on? Besides, if it was that wet that you ended up taking a dump, couldn't you tell a little bit?!
I would have beaten you too, way to act like a 12 year old.
#519 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:43am by heyyimkell
Maybe he wouldn't have minded if you added some paprika... maybe some ginger... Oh! And a dash of allspice! Mmm.... I think there's something wrong with me.
lmfao. this post deserves the funniest post award. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
but you totally deserved that.
#522 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:54pm by Clomp
Next time, just get a whoopie cushion and point it in his face. He'll think you farted and you can get another good beating just for posting this here.
#523 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:55pm by PandaSayMoo
i tihnk i would kill myself if i woke up with shart on my face.
thats disgusting.... F your room mates life!!!
"Today, I woke up to my room mate sharting on me. FML"
#527 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:59pm by maggie_gxx
i.... probably would have stabbed you many, many times without letting you die
#528 - On 05/26/2009 at 12:49am by toodrunc2no
You stupid fuckbag, what the fuck? You are so fucking lucky you didn't fucking do this fucking shit to me. You'd be fucking dead you dumbass fuck.
#529 - On 05/26/2009 at 12:38pm by Matstrenet
yeah this is obviously bullshit not even someone that was 10 times over the legal limit would not b dumb enough to do this u made this up to make ppl laugh ur a sad dumbass
#532 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:12pm by wowihatemylife
i was talking about this website with my friend,
she just laughed and told me this FML,
this is hilarious.
unfortunately, this probably would have happened to me.
tell him you were recreating 2 Girls One Cup.
hahah!
YOU TOTALLY TOTALLY DESERVED IT! you are soooo gross!!
#540 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:01pm by PredyJessica
um i think that he should have beaten you to the point where you couldnt type this .
#541 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:45pm by brianna_jordon
HAHHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
a month and a half later it still brings me to tears.
you should do stand-up, and by stand-up, i mean keep shitting in people's mouths. it's hilarious. hahahahah i mean what the hell is wrong with you/i find you funnier than anyone else/clearly something is wrong with you if you decided to do this so maybe your roommate deserved it for ever living with you anyway.
OMG dude lmao you are so fucking funny.
This one had me in tears.
FAVORITE FML EVER.
Your a genius.
#544 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:49am by tearsinheaven00
Haahhahhahahha.. I actually Laugh My Ass Off!!
Love this FML!!
& I like the quote "..its a wet one" LMAOOOO!!!
dude, that is nastyy
whether its a fart or not,
u dont do that
u rlly did get off lightly
#546 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:55pm by Googlemypants
LMAOOO THIS ISS SO GROOOSSSSS
UR CRAZY U DONT DO THAT TO PPL
LMAO EWWW U DESERVED A BEATING :)
#548 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:49pm by FUCKTHIS92
Hahahahahahaha oh goddd!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!!
#556 - On 06/02/2009 at 4:27pm by I_love_him89
You idiot. Thats just gross. Why? I laffed soo hard i couldnt breath when i saw this. U r a very mean friend. Omg. How could that seem funny?
If I were your roommate you would be in the graveyard
#571 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:58am by fallenarchangel
Omg. As soon as I read " fart in my roommates mouth " I thought only a man could have come up with this one. THAT IS FREAKING DISGUSTING! ?
#572 - On 06/03/2009 at 5:03pm by HeyThereGorgeous
You so deserved this. Why would it be funny to fart in his mouth in the first place? That is disgusting.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahajajajahajahajaahjahajajajajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahah u need a life
#577 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:14pm by rizzl4shizzl7
I would of beat u with a fucking baseball bat till u were dead YDI
#582 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:57pm by strudlekitty
#11, ok, i'm in grade 7, and we all have better senses of humor, so don't insult us.
OP, your a freaking idiot. ur more immature than a 7th grader!!!!! that's just pathetic, man. well, other than my friend who drank a bottle of vinegar, but that's another story
#583 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:26pm by bella_boo_888
Retard. What kind of sick person are
You. Get a life
#585 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:47pm by linkinpark4life
That's disgusting.
The roommate didn't deserve this.
You're lucky that he only beat you up. Seriously.
I guess theres a new meaning to poppyface that my 5 yr. old cus said
#590 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:43pm by martymcfly12
This had me dying! But I agree with everyone else. Dumb idea. YDI. But lmao anyway.
#593 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:43pm by Ttime21921
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What a jackass
#594 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:03pm by someone2929
Adding to favorites me my friends and parents all died laughing an still laugh out heads off ?
#599 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:48pm by larrycarrot
Omg hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I just laughed so hard my eyes almost exploded!
#603 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:55am by fml_and_gfy
omgggg, you're so meaan & what if he yawned and it went BLOOP right in his mouth?! eew.
#607 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:59pm by MissFreshx7
This one stil remains my favourite.. for a very good reason..
#613 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:32pm by TArantulAH
It's 2 girls 1 cup all over again
But this times it 2 boys no cup
#618 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:48am by tomberryboy
Roflmfao
This is sooooo damn f---ing funny
I'm still laughing after 2 hours
And the comments make it more funny
That was a massive FAIL!!!!
Seek help.
#619 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:52am by tomberryboy
ewewewewewewewew. fHISlife. a lot. ewewewewew. youre messed up. thats messed up. he needs to move out. thats gross.
Like he wakes up. "oh what a nice nap...-holySHIT!!!!
#624 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:43pm by holytoaster96
what the fuck.
i hope he broke at least two of your bones.
#628 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:06pm by mister_moops
u'd have gotten no sympathy from me and i dont like violence.
but i would have seriously beaten ur face to a pulp
Just... Fuck you man.... but it sure was funny .D That is, if it never ever happened to oneself.
#632 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:46pm by CasualMaggot
This is my favorite FML
I dont think the OP is a horrible immature person.
i think that this is hilarious and he was just having some fun that turned ugly.
u all need to lighten up and stop being critical dicks.
#634 - On 06/11/2009 at 11:32pm by epic_delight1337
Whether you were farting or pooing, that's still reaaaallly nasty. YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI :]
#638 - On 06/13/2009 at 11:55pm by nillawafer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN FUNNY, BUT U DESERVED THT ONE MATE
#642 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:16pm by munchonmyballies
you should NOT have kids, keep that stupidity gene to yourself. and #635, what would fml.com be without critical dicks. ill tell you: a pansy site for comforting pussies who dont have any real friends to help them cope. im sick of all u people who moan over people that speak the truth and tell people what they deserve. quit sugar coating it and tell people how it is.
#643 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:26pm by blackbear6193
YDI U got off way too lightly if u ask me. i woulda put u into a weelchair and taken away your choice of when to take a shit after that. That wouldv been justice not beating u til u bled.. seriously what did he do? break ur lip?give u a nosebleed? FHL for not being able to do justice.
# 644 if only we could prevent such stupidity from spreading......money really would grow from trees if that was possible.
"Today, my room mate thought he would be funny and tried to fart on my face in my sleep. He accidently took a shit on my face so I beat the hell out of him. Haha, what a dumbass! FHl"
#648 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:40pm by blondegurl718
You are a goof.
Asshole, seriously u r lucky he didnt kill u.
#650 - On 06/19/2009 at 1:08am by Alice_Cullen7
I actually laughed out loud when I read this!!! Ok and I don't think you deserved this, but you really shouldn't force things like that.
Dude, u took a shit in his mouth? You deserve a death sentence you fucking asshole.i would not have spared you.
#653 - On 06/19/2009 at 4:33pm by twist_of_fame93
OH. MY. FREAKING. GOSH
LMAO I JUST DIED LAUGHING
THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE
XDXDXDXD
omg, out of the hundreds of FML's that i've read, that is the only one that made me laugh for like and hour! omg, i feel soooo bad for you, i would've done the same thing though! haha i still cant beleive it, haha i will never forget that, thats my fav. FML!
Hahaahhahahahhahahhaha bloody hell that's so funny lmfao YDI!!! Nawtytttt I would do the same thing if I had a chance jahahahahahaav
I would say this is karma but it isn't even that. What you did was unprovoked. To get even he needs to make you pay out of the blue.
#660 - On 06/25/2009 at 6:21am by jclark
I would have beaten you then shit in your mouth. your picture should be next to moron in the dictionary
#661 - On 06/25/2009 at 11:57pm by alexman6364
You got off light.
I would have beat you 'til you died if I were in your friend's position.
#663 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:03am by der_Jabberwhock
If this meets your approval for humor, alright then, but as screwed up as this was, why was it necessary for you to pull down your pants...? I mean it I had to pass gas in a Target or something, I wouldn't get naked, cut the cheese, and pull up my pants and walk away...so this FML is almost purposely meant for you to have 'dumped' on your friend...
#665 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:31pm by Surfercp540
Aint this about a B*tch, LMAO !... This has got to be the funniest or sickest sh*t I've looked at. For taking a sh*t on his face.. ya, you had that one comin buddy. >)
#669 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:17am by AintThisAbitch
YDI, stupid fuck!!! wtf is wrong with u?
what normal human being does that shit??? he should've broken your fucking leg, you stupid fuck!!!
YDI times 1,000,000.
dumbass.
#671 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:21am by Nacirema20
Bro you are aren't hero. Lmfaooooo I shit my pants laughing reading this. This is the best fml I have ever read.
Today, my roommate tried to fart in my mouth. It wasn't a fart but a bunch of poo. I beat him up but unfortunatly didn't kill him. FML
haha your a dumb ass and if you did that to me you most definately would not even be walking. lol thats some funny shit though.
#676 - On 07/14/2009 at 5:31am by fudgemonkey
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I can't breathe! That's genius!
#680 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:54pm by Sasquatch21
LMFAOOOO... This Sht Was HILARIOUS.. I Mean Ov course YDI and alot worsee.. But Its styll funny.. But disgusting I woulda murdered you.. Bleeding could not describe whut I would do to you
YDI for wearing pajamas, and for spelling it wrong
#688 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:19pm by littlebrittle77
why did you take your pants off that's just opening the door for a shart. you could have left them on and got the same effect without shitting in his mouth
#690 - On 08/10/2009 at 4:25am by Andyangels27
Keep your pants on if you're gonna pull a stupid prank like this, idiot. You deserved it.
#694 - On 08/15/2009 at 7:17pm by heyitslain
lol! dude if i were your roommate I would have fucking broken your leg i swear
#699 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:25pm by orange_colin
Nice one, genius.
No more leaving surprise chocolates for you!
You kinda deserved that one.
#705 - On 08/29/2009 at 2:09am by torn_bandages
that's disgusting man, ydi, why the fuck would u do that?! that's just wrong and ain't funny man, if ur gonna do it, do it with your pants ON
#709 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:11am by brianjman14
im still laughing right now as im reading this and so is my little brother hahahaha xD
#713 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:51am by goldfishgirl
And then you came straight here to tell the world.
Seems unanimous, everyone thinks it was a bad idea.
thats fucking gross. but i guess not ur fault. but i cant blame ur room mate
#724 - On 10/09/2009 at 11:13pm by greendog32
FYL? u mean FUCK HIS LIFE :l how traumatizing would it be to wake up staring at an ass and having shit in your mouth? this is what keeps psychiatrists in business.
#728 - On 10/17/2009 at 12:21am by tubby_tessa
did anyone else think of 2 girls, 1 cup? >.>
2 boys, 1 mouth? o.o
#731 - On 10/25/2009 at 12:08pm by leiannasaur
If you did that to me, I'd have beaten you with a claw hammer until you stopped moving. YDI.
#733 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:14pm by TheOtherNewest1
I bet thats not what you meant to do. I bet you wanted him to give you a blow. Fucking gay bastard. Although there is nothing wrong with gays.
#734 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:38pm by Dark_Queen
I'D FUCKING HYPER BEAM UR ASS MOTHAFUCKA
WITH MY 9MM
HYPER BEAAMMMMMMMMMM
#737 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:27am by yesfylhaha
dude your roommate is too cool about things
i would have killed you
#738 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:48pm by Jonhatesyou
Dude, why the fuck were you even thinking it would be funny? Did you fall on your head when you were an infant? Are you mentally retarded? What the fuck is wrong with you? And you're lucky I'm not your roommate, because I would've put you in a coma. But the results of what happened to you is funny.
#739 - On 11/25/2009 at 9:30pm by jackass02009
YDI for being an utter tard.
Thats not even funny, its beyond disgusting.
Hope you in your in allot of pain after your beating
#740 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:15am by betamaxjim92
If i were your roomate i would have raped your face with a sharp pair of scissors. thats not FML thats just FMS (fuck myself)
YDI for, oh I don't know.... maybe being a complete dickbag?
#747 - On 12/06/2009 at 11:13pm by stupidmonkey46
right there, this story is a PERFECT example of complete and utter stupidity and immaturity. YDIa
#754 - On 12/27/2009 at 1:49pm by immunizations
What the hell you douche?! That's disgusting! I wish your room mate had beat you over the head with an ax!
#757 - On 01/06/2010 at 7:57pm by Pandora9321
you stupid fuck, u deserved much worse, he shoulda cut u up into peices and burned ur body parts for what u did, i DEFF woulda done sumtin so much worse...wow....the insane stupidity of sum people, I bet my life ur like 3rd generation american, fucking degenerate.
#758 - On 01/08/2010 at 5:15pm by StanisLove
Today, my roommate woke me up by taking a dump on my face. He thought it would be funny to walk over to me, pull his pyjamas and let loose. FML
LMFAO!!!! That was one of the funniest things I've heard in a very long time.Thanks for making my day!!!:)
Today, my retarded roommate thought it would be funny to shit in my mouth while i was in bed. I then got up, beat the living s*it out of him, and spit the crap on his face. Now i shall eternally have the taste of retard in my mouth. FML
#764 - On 01/15/2010 at 12:59am by Echogreen911
LMFAO! Nice one OP. Control your bowels next time (its not that hard). But oh well, shit happens.
#769 - On 01/21/2010 at 1:04am by what_the_fail
hehe....funniest fml i ever read.
every fml gives me a little smile...but this one hahahahhahaha good one
#775 - On 01/23/2010 at 7:09am by im_rocking
funny, but I think he went a little to easy on you.
#794 - On 02/08/2010 at 1:46am by frigginmuffin420
