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Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (3820) - you deserved it (1144)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

#19016688 (32)

I agree, your life sucks (3441) - you deserved it (1270)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (4500) - you deserved it (345)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

#19011410 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (5615) - you deserved it (416)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm - health - by Marc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (5719) - you deserved it (500)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

#19004597 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (9253) - you deserved it (2487)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

#18988836 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (13414) - you deserved it (1718)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML

#18974554 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (2468) - you deserved it (9444)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:10am - health - by Kreen - China

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (5017) - you deserved it (1588)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

#18965724 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (7179) - you deserved it (524)

On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

#18963404 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (9355) - you deserved it (707)

On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (7503) - you deserved it (705)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

#18959231 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (5925) - you deserved it (1133)

On 01/31/2012 at 6:07am - health - by Arielle (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)