Today, I was making french fries, when my cat jumped onto the stove and turned the knob, making the oil in the dish sputter like crazy. I now have burns all over my arms and hands and a couple on my face. My cat, on the other hand, is perfectly fine. FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 4:38pm - health - by Ria (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I managed to trap a wasp inside my motorbike helmet whilst driving. I'm allergic to wasp stings. FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 1:22pm - health - by Jess - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, instead of getting married, I spent the day in the bathroom, heaving my guts out. Why? Because my Fiance decided he would cook dinner last night, and didn't know that chicken had to be thoroughly cooked. FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 3:17am - health - by SuperHappyBrideToBe (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, I decided to go green by using a leaf to wipe my butt after pooping. In return I received poison oak on my anus. FML
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On 03/19/2010 at 5:34pm - health - by Jazzercise45 - United States (Nevada)
Today, as I was shaving in the shower in preparation for date night with my husband, he thought it would be funny to sneak up and scare me. I had plenty of ideas for how to spend our first date night in six months, but swabbing a bleeding armpit wasn't one of them. FML
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On 03/19/2010 at 7:54am - health - by Inthepits (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I'm six months pregnant, and EVERY single time I sneeze I piss all over myself. FML
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On 03/19/2010 at 4:25am - health - by heathsmither - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I spent 7 hours in the emergency room because of high blood pressure, headaches and having trouble breathing. My doctor also said that I have an irregular heart beat. So after 7 hours my doctor sent me home because according to him, "We have no idea how to help you." FML
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On 03/19/2010 at 1:56am - health - by Joey - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. It just makes me more depressed. FML
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On 03/19/2010 at 1:44am - health - by sucks - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I popped a pimple before I went to work. On my lunch, I found a new pimple just under the previous one. I'm playing whac-a-mole with my face. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 2:34pm - health - by TooOldForThis (man) - United States (California)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I went in for a doctors appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 2:26pm - health - by Betty (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it's Saint Patrick's Day and the nicest day of the year so far. I'm spending it in the bathroom, puking up the sushi I'd eaten last night. The luck of the Irish can't help me on this one. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:15pm - health - by patrick - United States
