Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:40am - health - by utensils123 (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 5:52am - health - by preggers (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:25am - health - by aurorason - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 10:19pm - health - by Henry (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 3:40am - health - by littlespoon (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 2:22am - health - by Tuffgunsmoke - Sent from a mobile version
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 8:18pm - health - by XxOx - Sent from a mobile version
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches in his chin. He did great, I passed out. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from a mobile version
Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 2:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
