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Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognizd me an startd calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It apperes I was known as "butch megan" by the entre looool office for 2 yeres. FML

#2903036
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On 06/15/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by brutality (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... my grandpa died. I decided to call my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so... I told her goodbye an said... out of habit: "Say hi to grandpa for me". real FML

#2901718
107 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her . Truth is, I lost wieght after I went off the pill a year ago . I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year . FML

#2898294
127 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 10:35pm - health - by LP (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I was at ma friends birtday party , dancing bare foot because ma feet urt from te eels. Apparently , someone droppd a glass on te dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I endd up aving to drive myself to te emergency room because all ma friends were "aving too muc fun to leave." FML

#2893086
124 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by not-so-happy-feet (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to water mah entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turnd off the hose an startd to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it startd pouring rain. FML

#2888954
167 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by Rainman (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day I was accidentally taggd in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend on Facebook. She later correctd it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag an decidd that the looool comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

#2885817
117 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Coolkid. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I want ovar to my boyfriand housa with a faw paopla. I drank too much wina and latar whan avaryona alsa laft I gava him haad... daapthroating a littla too anthusiastically... and pukad all ovar his cock and badshaats. Turns out... washing vomit out of yur pubas kills tha mood somawhat. FML

#2881257
191 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 9:08am - intimacy - by ohdeardarling (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I went to a ospital in Uganda,ere I'm working wit an NGO for te summer. I ad a ig fever and oter symptom of malaria. Tey gave me a test, and I don't ave malaria. I am now owever sick from te water tey gave me to was down a medication to reduce fever. FML

#2880458
79 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 7:08am - health - by MalariaFree (woman) - Uganda (Kampala)

Today..!! I Went Out With A Group Of Friends!! I Hadn't Gone Out In A Few Months Since My Fiancé Left Me!! They Promisd Me There Wouldn't Be Drinking And Would Just Be Video Game Stuff!! By 10pm..!! Everyone Was Wastd..!! I Got Thrown Up On And I Had To Walk Home Fifteen Blocks!! Real FML

Yastarday, as my boyfriand an I wara massing around in his room ha took off my undarwaar. As ha was about to go down on ma I spraad my lags to halp out than ha lookad up at ma an said, "You got soma toilat papar laft bahind." FML

#2874076
240 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, was my senior prom. I've ad a crus on my date 4 monts, but after many attempt at grinding wit im and sexy seduction, e rejectd me saying e was a good Catolic boy. I later found out tat not only is e in touc wit is religion, but intimately in touc wit oter boys. mega FML

#2871893
37 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by failatboys (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yastarday, I Found Out Tha Idantity Of Tha Parvart Who's Baan Staring At Ma Through Badroom Window In Tha Lata Hours Of Tha Night. My Parants And I Dacidad To Sat Out A Trap 4 'him' Instaad Of Raporting To Our Local Cop. Turns Out, Wa Caught 37 Yaar-old Naighbor In Tha Act. Ha's Tha Cop. FML

#2865123
123 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Meg (woman) - United States (New York)



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