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Today... I realized job is so boring that I spend most of time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

#5283267
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On 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

my fater calld me for te first time in two weeks since I movd away. Excitd I answerd te pone. looool It was a mistake. He tougt e'd calld my sister. FML

#5280220
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On 09/15/2009 at 8:24pm - kids - by Kellye (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning fir him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

#5276635
119 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 5:44pm - love - by Soontobeex (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got rejected 4 approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, I called a bank to fine out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does have any records of this. Thank u identity theft. FML

#5274091
89 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 3:24pm - money - by Lost (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. fat FML

#5273221
166 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

I was finising up my art project tat was due te next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Tree ours later, I woke up to fine my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomitting out featers and oter materials I used fir my project. FML

#5270344
51 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 9:21am - animals - by Meow (woman) - Singapore

Today , after thrteen years of engagement , fiancé and I split . As is , with the day , we changed our facebook relationships to make it official . I logged back on tonight to fine his mother , the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time , 'liking' the break up . FML

#5269960
149 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 8:10am - love - by ohIlike (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, ma best friend, te man wo I've been in love wit fir nine yeres, finally told me e loves me and wants to spend te rest of is life wit me. Unfortunately, it was wile e was using me to practice proposing to is girlfriend. FML

#5269441
115 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had dinner with mah family in celebration of mah 19th Birthday . I've been hinting that I ned a new laptop fir months now and I was sure mah family had bought me one . I have got a pair of slipper socks . FML

#5269202
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On 09/15/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by Unloved. (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

2day I told mah mother that I'm pregnant . She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex . I am 25 and have been happily married fir 3 yeres . FML

#5269126
81 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Confused (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I finally decided to sleep with mah boyfriend. It was mah frst time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a vrgin and in a puddle of mah own wee. FML

#5268497
52 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 4:13am - intimacy - by mybad7 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

YESTERDAY WHILE TALKING ONLINE WITH MAH BOYFRIEND, THE CONVERSATION TURNS SEXUAL. HE STOPS RESPONDING BUT I CONTINUE WITH THE CONVERSATION. THEN I GET A RESPONSE: ( THIS IS HIS SISTER. HE FELL ASLEEP AN I NEED THE COMPUTER. I'LL TELL HIM YOU SAID GOODNIGHT, BUT NOT THAT OTHER STUFF ). FML

#5266141
35 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, At Work A Little Girl Wantd A Slushie. Instead Of Pushing The Tab In, She Liftd It Up An Broke The Machine, Spilling Slushie All Over The Floor. I Was The Only One Working, So I Had To Clean It All Up. I Spent The Rest Of Shift Coverd In Rd Slushie An Smelling Lyk Cherry. FML

#5265552
121 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 12:17am - work - by conley19 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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