Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 8:12am - misc - by Homeless (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 6:09am - intimacy - by Yulia (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was sitting in a restaurant with my best friend. We had just competed in a pageant together earlier this month. A lady comes up to my friend who got first alternate and said,"You were robbed of that title. You deserved to win. I hated the winner." I was the winner. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by frosho (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 5:58pm - love - by Depressed (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by fashionVictim (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States
Today, someone stole my phone at a concert. They decided it would be funny to text my mom saying I was pregnant. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by kelsey (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by marge1010 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was looking at some comments on a silly YouTube video of me dancing with some friends. Someone posted a comment saying "Girl on the right is hot!!!." Next to that, it had about 31 thumbs down. I'm the girl on the right. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by Ugly (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was going over to my friends house for dinner, (it was my birthday) when I walked in everyone yelled surprise and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me she said "wrong person guys, turn off the lights". FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by PmS (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
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