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Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

#21491506
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21382) - you deserved it (1366)

On 11/11/2015 at 11:11pm - misc - by Potato_Lord (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

#21491254
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24268) - you deserved it (1390)

On 11/11/2015 at 12:50pm - love - by SayItToMyFace (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

#21491232
54 comments

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On 11/11/2015 at 11:52am - health - by The horror... (woman) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

#21491190
50 comments

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On 11/11/2015 at 9:38am - misc - by Neednewfriends (woman) - Australia

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, I felt sad, useless and like I could never achieve anything. To cheer myself up, I wanted to smell some essential orange oil. I couldn't open the bottle. FML

#21490933
56 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 6:25pm - misc - by weaknesspersonified (woman) - Austria

Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his tazer at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tazed him for acting aggressively. FML

#21490908
72 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 5:15pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML

#21490607
67 comments

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On 11/09/2015 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by bianca131 (woman) - Australia

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

#21490397
49 comments

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On 11/09/2015 at 2:33pm - kids - by Kidsthesedays (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

#21490317
125 comments

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On 11/09/2015 at 9:58am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out everyone in my neighborhood thinks that I'm a beaten woman due to the reoccurring ambulances in front of my house at night. My kid just chokes on everything, and they don't believe me. FML

#21490067
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22682) - you deserved it (2218)

On 11/08/2015 at 7:36pm - health - by NotABeatenWoman (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

#21489803
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25461) - you deserved it (1966)

On 11/08/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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