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Today, I took a coach bus to travel to New York. Along the way, the bus stopped at Burger King and I went out to buy some food. When I got back, I couldn't find the bus. It left without me. FML

#21506719
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On 12/22/2015 at 10:44pm - misc - by natalie_sarantos (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

#21506547
55 comments

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On 12/22/2015 at 11:53am - love - by pabj208 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

#21506480
52 comments

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On 12/22/2015 at 4:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 15 year-old brother told us his girlfriend is pregnant. He was taught in his abstinence-only sex ed that condoms don't prevent pregnancy. My parents are blaming her pregnancy on me, for not telling him the truth about sex, because parents giving their kids the sex talk is "too awkward." FML

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

#21506364
99 comments

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On 12/21/2015 at 9:42pm - misc - by RUFckingSrs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, four days before Christmas, I discovered a rash on my daughter's shoulder. The doctor took one look and said, "It's chicken pox. Merry Christmas." FML

#21506142
125 comments

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On 12/21/2015 at 6:45am - kids - by BadLuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

#21505151
59 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm - misc - by tara (woman) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML

#21505128
117 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 11:37am - love - by periods (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

#21505094
49 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML

#21505083
62 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 6:40am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

#21505072
33 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 5:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

#21504813
67 comments

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On 12/17/2015 at 1:45pm - misc - by anon (woman) -

Today, I was in Starbucks with my daughter when she noticed a travel cup she liked. She picked one up and asked for it, but I said no because it was expensive. She angrily slammed it back into its stand and in the process, knocked over a display of ceramic mugs. I had to pay for each broken mug. FML

#21504605
119 comments

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On 12/16/2015 at 9:55pm - kids - by Starfucks (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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