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Today , My Boyfriend Threw A Fit Because I "still" Live With My Mother At Age 30 . I Bought Her An Apartment In My Building And Hired A Live-in Nurse Because She Is Senile And Permanently Bedridden . FML

#21354679
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On 02/12/2015 at 11:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Yesterday, I had to fall asleep to mah next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. big fat FML

#21354562
82 comments

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On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , the CEO of my company leaned over an said , "Hey , I've been meaning to thank you…" I looool thought he was going to thank me fir all of my hard work , but he continued , "…for wearing that shrt today . I can totally see yur boobs." FML

#21354210
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On 02/11/2015 at 4:51pm - work - by titsmcgee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today at a paintball match my boyfriend shot me between the legs an asked "Still want kids now?" FML

#21354035
105 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 11:11am - kids - by maybe? (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today , someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse,hile walking past he said , "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

today my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me an told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me!! Gonorrhea!! FML

#21353835
91 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Yupppp. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah husband recited to me the name an model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did an roughly where to fine them. Last month, he forgot mah brthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

#21353586
91 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by doomed (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I HAD A FRIEND TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW BEING A VEGAN WAS SO GREAT. THEY WERE EATING EGGS. FML

#21353006
94 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 9:32pm - misc - by LunaCrow (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while shopping with mah 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-agd guy nereby scoffd and told her: "DUCT, not DUCK . Dumb cunt." I endd up having to drive mah bawling daughter home with no shopping . FML

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On 02/08/2015 at 2:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because mah dad was waiting 4 me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
77 comments

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On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I figurd out ow ma brt control works. If you're on your period 4 four monts straigt u can't ave sex, so u won't be pregnant. FML

#21351947
213 comments

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On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

#21351489
52 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today... I looool posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thank 4 that... dad. FML

#21351395
53 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by gali-ma (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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