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Today... while checking through the graphic novel section of my library... I noticd a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item... I realisd I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

#1958510
196 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 7:07am - intimacy - by dwek (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today , I was impressing dinner guests by spinning mah new baby in the air (something she loves) , when she projectile vomitd over the dinner table and the guests. My wife , who had spent three hours cooking was not impressd. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML

#1958201
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14929) - you deserved it (41118)

On 05/15/2009 at 6:20am - kids - by Sodge (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at work, some little grl looool went in te batroom fir quite a wile. Came out fir two minute an went back in. Se ten cummed out wit er finger clutced in a paper towel. One of te oter coworker went in to ceck te batroom. Te little grl wrote "Hi!" wit er own poop. FML

#1957441
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42458) - you deserved it (2453)

On 05/15/2009 at 3:20am - work - by RunningMurphy (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airporthen I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me wat was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

#1954003
76 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

Yesterday, I was smoking a cigarette in ma backyard wile ma parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. Wile smoking, ma parents came ome unexpectedly. In a rus, I flicked it over te fence, and it landed in ma neigbor's air. It was still lit. FML

#1952694
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9049) - you deserved it (68091)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by OuttaNowhere81 (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Accepted An Internsip In Cicago An Finised Ma Final Exams!! I Decided To Play Some Pick Up Basketball One Last Time Before Summer!! Witin 2 Minutes I Got Undercut Going Fir A Rebound An Sattered Ma Knee Cap Into 3 Pieces!! My Summer In Cicago Will Be Spent In A Full Leg Cast!! FML

#1952667
43 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 12:05am - health - by FourKnees (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I WALKED TO MAH LOCAL MCDONALD'S. I SPENT THE LAST 7 DOLLAR I HAD ON MAH MEAL. AS I BEGAN TO WALK BACK TO MAH DORM, I WAS MUGGED. I EXPLAINED TO THEM I HAD NO MONEY, SO THEY STOLE MAH FOOD. FML

#1936561
91 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day mah dad was in town fir 1 day !! We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away !! Right as we were about to leave mah dads slutty girlfriend cummed by fir a "surprise visit" !! My dad told me he would be right back !! They had sex fir 2 hours and 45 minutes !! we talked fir 15 minutes !! FML

#1933237
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79694) - you deserved it (3710)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by MacBook (man) - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday... one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked... "Dad... can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice... "No... honey... dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze an sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause... the other asked... "When u die can we get a cat?" FML

#1927832
136 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 11:24am - kids - by TwinDad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed lyk it would be a good night. Well while in the movie theater I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said ( You're so funny I'm so glad we're friends ). FML

#1927790
124 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 11:22am - love - by heartbreakkid21 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great , my brother and him would love to see the game. I said , no , I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. mega FML

#1926739
174 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by Hank (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanut went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boys eppe pen. I was holding it backward so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML

#1926595
198 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 10:11am - work - by MC (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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