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Today... I was writing a huge paper fir a class as our last grade. My dog starts scratching himself. He hit the power button on the computer. Nothing was saved. FML

#2278692
262 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 3:45pm - animals - by duderboi99 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was laying down on my couch. My friand IM's ma on my laptop to watch a vidao. It turnad out that tha vidao was ona of thosa scary pop up's. I got so scarad I droppad my laptop. Tha scraan had a big crack. FML

#2273828
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42099) - you deserved it (9760)

On 05/25/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by OrlandoZ6 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , my girlfriend broke up with me . She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forcd her out of the relationship . Her father did 2 years ago . FML

#2273679
146 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by nadette (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Performing CPR On A Woman On Her Floor While Her Internal Defibrillator Kept Firing, Making Her Whole Body Jump. When It Fired, Her Hand Went Straight Up Into Mah Nuts. Real FML

#2271670
132 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 11:14am - work - by EMT_Koulianos (man) - United States (Florida)

today me and mah grlfriend went paintballing. looool I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The frst time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

#2268591
166 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by AquaRevolver (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was at mah friands' farm and wa dacidd that wa wantd to go to thair old traahousa. Whan wa got down thara, it turnd out mah friand Cat had forgottan har shoas. Baing a gantlaman, I lant har mah sandals. I than climbd tha traahousa, fall out, and got a nail through mah foot. FML

#2267588
192 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 4:33am - animals - by jackelking (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to ( get the fuck off the road. ) In response, the driver decidd to spit into my open window. His spit landd on my face. FML

#2267007
82 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by hahahah111 (man) - United States (California)

Today , I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friends house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons an Dragons. He responded with , "Oh , back in my day , me an my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons an Dragons." FML

#2261901
177 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by ninjawhat1337 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, I was lighting freworks for my cousin's brthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it cummed time to light the ( Grand Finale ), I read on the outside of the box,( Face this side toward crowd for best result ). After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 freworks at my family. mega FML

#2252019
114 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

2day I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked , so I wore an old shirt that said , "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment... and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applid at. He wantd to arrange an interview. FML

#2237566
424 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 10:50am - work - by oopsie (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML

#2234853
428 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today I saw ma mom naked as se came out of te sower. I realized tat's te first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

#2230687
164 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by Imretarded (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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