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I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub !! I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified !! FML

#2656270
131 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought mah cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on mah things. After eating it, she startd running around wildly, howling an projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

#2655825
116 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - animals - by Jay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I calld my friand in Australia to hava a nica long chat, wat I did not know was that my dad had ramovd my intarnational calling plan, I talkd to my friand 4 5 hours, an ran up a huga phona bill, which I hava to taka out of tha monay I savd up to go saa har. FML

#2655501
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46008) - you deserved it (7508)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:41am - money - by tommy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk . I work in a police station . FML

#2654949
123 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 7:18am - work - by foretwintie (man) - Canada (Quebec)

today we got ma broter a pet amster because e as trouble making friends. We tougt a amster would be a good way to teac im about caring fir oters. I walked into te room an te amster was anging from te ceiling. Turns out tere's a reason ma broter doesn't ave friends. FML

#2651635
479 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML

#2650637
168 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 1:10am - animals - by Anon (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I checked my bank account that i've been saving money in since I was a kid fir college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool an an HDTV fir themselves was more important than my college education. FML

#2645679
421 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 10:24pm - money - by ExtemelyBroke (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I Was On Te Deck Of A Sailboat An I Startd Feeling Seasick . I Bent Over Te Edge To Trow Up . After I Stood Back Up, Te Wind Cangd Drection An Te Boon Swung Around, Knocking Me Into Te Open Ocean . Real FML

#2640814
88 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by Timmay (man) - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in mah apartment. The police knocked on mah door asking if I've seen mah neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. mega FML

#2637433
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78760) - you deserved it (4733)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:42pm - health - by Michael (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in mah wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside mah house and come back out with the change 4 the journey. He agreed, but only if I left mah bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized mah wallet was missing. FML

#2633025
143 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 3:07pm - money - by victimboi (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY... MAH GIRLFRIEND OF 3 YERES BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE THE LOVE ADVICE THAT SHE GETS ON HER CELLPHONE EVERY WEEK SAYS THAT I'M CHEATING ON HER. I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON HER AND I WAS PLANNING TO PROPOSE NEXT WEEK. FML

#2630668
468 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87508) - you deserved it (5641)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was with mah 14 year old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attackd by four or five blackbirds. We rushd up... waving our arms and scard away the much bigger attackers. The baby sparrow ran toward us fir protection... then went past both of us and ran straight down a storm sewer. FML

#2630273
238 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Pierce (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, it was graduation day, an the very first time I'm hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stard at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then I faintd.

#2625677
120 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by Emcee (man) - Philippines (Rizal)



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