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TODAY , I CUMMED HOME TO FIND A BMW PARTIALLY BLOCKING DRIVEWAY. I WAS ALREADY HAVING A BAD DAY , AND WAS UPSET THAT SOME STUCK UP FOOL BLOCKED DRIVEWAY , SO I KEYED THE DRIVER'S SIDE. 5 MINUTES LATER PARENTS SHOW UP. THE BMW WAS A GRADUATION GIFT 4 ME. FML

#3553930
395 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I cummed home to found all of mah belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also mah brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

#3553379
76 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 1:00pm - money - by BrianP (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I found out tat ma fatar, wo is divorcad from ma motar, as sat up a lawsuit against ar and tat I am raquirad to go to court and tastify against ar as a witnass !! I'va triad to kaap nautral fir six yaars, and I'll go to jail if I don't sow up !! FML

#3544767
221 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 1:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I Decided To Get Back Into Shape And Go For A Run. With A 1/4 Mile Left To Run, I Saw A Hot Chick A Block Ahead Of Me Running. Trying To Show Off I Ran Hard And Passed Her Stopping Just Outside Mah Complex. I Started To Throw Up Right As She Came Past Me Because I Had Run So Hard To Pass Her. FML

#3544165
92 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by DMO (man) - United States (Utah)

YESTERDAY DURING SIFT AT A RESTAURANT, BOSS'S DAUGTER CUMMD IN. I COULDN'T ELP BUT NOTICE TAT SE WAS ALMOST POPPING OUT OF ER LOW-CUT TOP. AFTER AVING A PRIVATE CAT WIT ER, BOSS TOOK ME ASIDE AND SAID, ( MY DAUGTER'S GOT EYES YOU KNOW, NOT JUST A PAIR OF TITS ). FML

#3533033
124 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)

today mah girlfriend cummed over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation. She asked me to feed her dogshile she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldnt get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

#3529390
96 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a major accident then stopped to help the drivers. I was on my way to a rest stop to use the bathroom so as we were waiting for police I went into the woods and I come out to the police arresting me for public urination. One of the driver said I was "using the woods for a bathroom." FML

#3528388
68 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by JMU (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I come home to find mah nephew holding pieces of mah new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

#3527232
125 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

2day mah sister got her car repossessd. In order to get it back, mah mom took $4,000.00 out of mah bank account promising she would pay it back within a few months. She lost her job. mega FML

Today, I was skating with my friand and I dacidad to go to tha gas station to gat a pack of cigs. Tha last thing I ramambar haaring was "Look out!" I am now with twanty stitcha bacausa soma idiot bat ha could throw a brick farthar than anothar guy. FML

#3522499
154 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 2:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store... and even had change in mah pocket. After feeding the meter... A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents 4 it. I was 50 cents short 4 mah ice cream. FML

#3517993
43 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - money - by icecreamer (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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