Today, I was at my ex-girlfriends house, whom I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her cell, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 3:09am - misc - by LAME (man) - United States (California)
Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by j0hn (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went round to my Grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my Grandparents' living room. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 5:55pm - misc - by Hello my name is (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I was at a party and all my friends started asking me ways they could leave so no one would notice because the party sucked. It was MY party. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by SIK of everything (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 1:14am - work - by Noname (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 8:19pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)
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