Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Geek

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    How can you not smell the piss on your laptop.. seriously?
    Maybe when you have a party and get drunk or whatever, you should put your laptop in a safe place next time.

    #2 - On 03/22/2009 at 3:09pm by Meow34

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  • LMFAO bet that makes you pissed off dont it? ouch biohazard? not quite.......u couldnt smell the piss? when u were holding it

    #1 - On 03/22/2009 at 3:08pm by meetmeinhell

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