Facebook, Social Media and Geek: Quit while you're ahead

Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 345

You deserved it 8 272

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 166

You deserved it 6 603

By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 202

You deserved it 5 465

Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 838

You deserved it 12 357

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 040

You deserved it 4 746

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 711

You deserved it 48 147

By KaityK - 19/04/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 265

You deserved it 5 036

Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 586

You deserved it 47 178

Accidental homophobia

By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 03:47 - United States

Today, my brother came out on Facebook, with a message including the words "I got nothing against gays. Except my dick!" I replied "Eww!" My second comment, "Eww because of the analogy, lol." disappeared among a load of replies tearing me apart for being a homophobe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 999

You deserved it 3 283

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 945

You deserved it 8 611

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 983

You deserved it 19 994

toddrob 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:30

change your password. and log out when you leave.

hahafylop 4

Tuesday 6 July 2010 7:29

brodizzle your an ass maybe he/she just turned 13 ever think of that?

Comments

toddrob 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:30

change your password. and log out when you leave.

isitinmybedroom 11

Monday 5 September 2011 7:49

fake because there is no way all 26 liked it

Sakeyaki 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:35

...Uhm, why would you leave yourself logged in?

BalenciagaBetch9 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:37

how about you not care what other people think of you.

rickybobby_500 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:47

il be your friend on facebook

EffYourLyf 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:52

That's funny

brodizzle 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:53

YDI for being new to facebook. It's been around for years.

skylinediver 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:28

So?

hahafylop 4

Tuesday 6 July 2010 7:29

brodizzle your an ass maybe he/she just turned 13 ever think of that?

could_be_funny 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:00

haha this has happened to so many of my friends, still funny to hear

fml911 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:00

dont leave yourself logged in ! thats all ahha sounds like something my little sister would do to me and my friends may do that to there just kidding

KerlyFries 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:28

#8, it took me forever to get a facebook...Because almost none of my friends had them. Actually, the only reason I even have one now is that my family in another state uses facebook and I use it to keep in touch with them.