Geek: Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support....

By still on hol - 27/12/2014 10:12 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML

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By Colin - 24/12/2008 05:56 - France

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 03:00

Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML

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By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

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By Jo - 21/11/2012 05:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

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By me - 22/09/2013 13:34 - United States - Richmond

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

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By unfriendlyskies - 02/04/2012 23:40 - United States - Central Falls

Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

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By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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yeti37 16

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:53

An Apple a day keeps the socializing away...

Scrambled 21

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:29

Apple is trolling you.

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LadyDerps 10

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:26

Did you try to use fire to fix it? That usually helps

geekbuscus 19

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:28

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

SlipperyNipple 9

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:28

That song sucks so muuuuchhh. Poor kid....

orbit 22

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:55

It's I great way to make customers hang up though. Which is what customer service wants.

biebahood 15

Saturday 27 December 2014 18:41

or they can play Bieber songs... (I wouldn't mind tho)

brand125 17

Saturday 27 December 2014 20:06

23- i apologoze, but of you admit to liking bieber its an automatic downvote waterfall

biebahood 15

Saturday 27 December 2014 20:32

haha I know but that won't stop me

Scrambled 21

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:29

Apple is trolling you.

james_danni 12

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:31

Orange you glad it wasn't Justin Bieber

biebahood 15

Saturday 27 December 2014 18:44

I watermelon mind JB tho

Sunflower1919 19

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:32

Maybe next time try their live chat option online and then get them to schedule a call.

Azang7 14

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:33

You can always go to Microsoft.

FunGhoost 10

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:45

Mmm that song is great! Hey there, i'm new to town. Could you give me direction to your place? Maybe? ?

NeoMatrix25 12

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:49

I feel the pain of tech support calls. So many menus and options when all you want is a real person.

MrConcise 34

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:53

I bet it's even worse for the people who work there, feeling the wrath of displaced anger day in and out.

yeti37 16

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:53

An Apple a day keeps the socializing away...

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