Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 3:21am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek
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Avada Kedavra, motherfucker.
#2 - On 08/27/2013 at 6:09am by Fluffydemise
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Damnit, OP! Don't be a muggle! Where was your wand?
On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.
#5 - On 08/27/2013 at 6:15am by daringtoride
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