**** off

By guessnot - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 705
You deserved it 4 755

Top comments

You should of punched him in his sonic screwdriver...

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

Comments

alphaskater09 9

I just wanted to show people how smart I am, but I guess no one likes a showoff. I'm sorry for making you all feel dumb with my superior intelligence. Good day.

What does cows moo'ing have to so with OP's problem?

zero91 4

just move on.. you will find a better man soon

Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. I've always wondered why a Gallifreyan Time Machine has an English acronym.

It would translate into something else in High Gallifreyan when spoken.

If he didn't respond in a good way to that then he's not worthy.

Because of the translation capabilities of said TARDIS?

stormthief 10

The Tardis is in Dr.Who and its how he travels through space and time!!!=)

38 - I'm just imagining something like a "Respect the Pouch" commercial except where Matt Smith throws OP's crush out of the Tardis yelling "Respect the Doctor!"

You should have told him to suck your dick because he doesn't know you, and if he doesn't like Dr. Who he shouldn't wear a damn TARDIS shirt.

It's actually 'Doctor Who' you do not abbreviate the 'Doctor' part of the title, his name is The Doctor, prompting the question 'Doctor Who?'

rofflewaffle 9

We need to be saved from you.

No, 3 is right. Anybody who's that mean needs Jesus... Or Moses, or Buddha, or Mohammed, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or the Great Pumpkin, I don't care, whatever religious figure that inspires him not to be a complete dick.

Inediblepeaches 15

I see you're a fan of The Oatmeal...

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

oj101 33

Irony? It's way beyond that... over level 9000

"F'ing nerds!", complained the guy wearing a shirt with a TARDIS on it. (Killer irony. Would love to have seen it, but don't have a time machine...can I borrow his?)

Irony, assuming he knew what he was wearing. There are a lot of people who doesn't have a clue of what the **** the symbols on they're things mean/what they're related to, but still use them cause "it looks cool"..

Geometric 18

Oh no, now the hipsters are corrupting Doctor Who...

your pic excited me, i'm in love with afremov! i'm also in love with tennant.. don't care how many thumbs downs i get.

Well it is so common for people to like a comment, that they even made a button for it!

IMLTHO BBC America is only for hipsters anyway. They all think they're part of some special club because they watch crap TV on a channel not everybody has. Thumbs down if you know I'm right.

72, I read the last line of your comment and didn't thumb you down. There's a reason so many American TV shows are rip-offs of BBC... Because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Inediblepeaches 15

Doctor Who can not be corrupted. No matter what, you can't corrupt that.

72 bbc America is cool ant a lot people watch because they have good taste in British culture unlike you You poor poor uncultured American

PrussiaisAwesome 15

I can for once be a true hipster! I really did like it first. Number 4 all the way! Go Tom Baker!

106 - If you caught on during the Tom Baker era, then I've got bad news for you: you weren't one of the first and you certainly aren't a hipster.

98 is one of the people I was talking about. Right on the money. Watching BBC does not make you cultured. Not even close.

BBC America is for AMERICANS that want to watch BRITISH shows. That's where the BBC and America parts come from, it isn't some elite club that makes fun of all the people without it.

#72, just curious to what makes British shows 'bad' as a whole. Is BBC America different to BBC (and all the channels like BBC1, BBC2, BBC3, BBC4, BBC1HD, CBBC, Cbeebies, BBC Alba)?

move on OP, he's clearly an asshole. Sooner or later, you'll find somebody worthy of your time.

astralvagan 20

It's a shame when people don't respect the Doctor. He's already died 10 times and still lives on. Hope for a man like him, and maybe one day you'll land Tennant or Smith.

Lol wtf? He was the one wearing the nerdy shirt xD

I would EXTERMINATE him. Hate it when people wear shirts or whatever without understanding or respecting the context.

astralvagan 20

I agree! That's like wearing a band's shirt and not listening to them

Actually it's like wearing a PETA shirt while eating a hamburger.

I think it's an actual sin, honestly. What is the point? You KNOW the type of attention you're attracting, and you tell the people who know what the **** is up with what you're wearing to **** off? Makes me sick.

@62 unless it's the "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals" shirt

I'm currently wearing the TARDIS hoodie. But at least I know where it's from.

I wonder how many people actually know who Che Guevara is when he's emblazoned on their chests.

OMG I love hetalia and a chick was wearing their shirt and walk up to her and I'm like "oh cool, who's your favorite character?" And she just looks at me really blankly "what?" " your short is hetalia- who do u like?" "Oh.. Uh, I don't know.. It was just, yeah I just bought this." I LIKE IMAGINING KILLING POSERS