Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

by NoLife / 05/15/2011 at 2:49pm / United States (California) / Geek

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  • The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.

    #4 - On 05/15/2011 at 6:02pm by iAmScrubs

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  • No one keeps track of how often you're online or offline unless they too have no life.

    #25 - On 05/15/2011 at 6:42pm by CitrusGirl

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