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		FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.
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                                                College reunion
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I ran into my middle school crush in college. He said he found my public art account and saw my drawings from middle school on there. Except I made that account in high school and the drawings on there are all recent. FML
                                By H]]></description>
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                                                The ick
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I found out that the reason I gave a girl "the ick" was something she saw in my bathroom. Was it a filthy sink, a massive skid mark, or some kind of bizarre sex toy? No, I use those blue toilet cleaner tablets and apparently that means I'm a "prissy princess". FML
                                By Clean toilet empty bed]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-10-02T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Harsh
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my dad took my son out of his will, so I confronted him. Turns out he has a new policy of “not rewarding dumb behaviour.” He’s willing to put him back in the will, if he ever scores over 120 on an IQ test. I love my son, but he’s a happy goldfish, 120 is just never happening. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-10-01T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Which is worse?
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my husband was diagnosed with cancer, but that's not the worst part. He immediately told me he wanted a divorce afterwards. He insists that he's doing it for me. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                Cats and fish
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I decided to try online dating, but installed a IP tracker link before I did. Every freaking profile who messaged me was from Nigeria. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-10-01T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Classic annoyance
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I was making dinner when my smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and waved a towel underneath it. After ten minutes, I realized the alarm wasn't reacting to the food. Its battery was dying. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                Lucky day
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                The message
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
                                By Alex]]></description>
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                                                The limp
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
                                By xxxxx]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-30T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Optical illusion
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I got home and noticed my kitchen light was on. I was annoyed because I'd definitely switched it off that morning. Then I noticed that I'd left the curtains open. The sun was shining directly through the window onto the wall. I'd spent five minutes investigating sunlight. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-30T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                GeoGuessr not so much
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I ordered takeaway and waited outside my building for the delivery driver. After ten minutes, he called and said he'd arrived. I told him I couldn't see him. He said he was standing outside my building. We were both outside different buildings with the same number. FML
                                By food plz]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-30T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Arbitrary recruitment methods
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, during a job interview, the recruiters obviously ran out of ammo and were winging it. They made us do certain "activities" and one was by showing them our phone's wallpaper. Mine has a picture of a cute anime video game witch with a slight panty shot. Guess who got judged and did not move to the next stage? FML
                                By Better company is calling? BYE!!!]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-30T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                What is this family?
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I met my new girlfriend's teenage son for the first time. His first words were, "So you're the guy who has been banging my mom." The rest of the evening he kept asking what we have done and if his mom was good at it. She thought it was awfully funny to hear me tell her son how she was in bed. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-30T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                A rock and a hard place
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, after nearly three weeks of gastritis, my stomach has finally calmed down and I'm no longer feeling sick all day. Also today I woke up with a debilitating migraine and I can't function without taking pain medication. Guess how my stomach likes that… FML
                                By Vicious cycle]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-30T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                BIKES!
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I came down hard on the top bar of my bike, and crunched my balls. I felt sick almost immediately, and by the time I got home I was still nauseous, tender, uncomfortable, and very relieved to finally be able to rest with an ice pack. FML
                                By ]]></description>
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                                                Thnks…
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, it's my 66th birthday. My parents gave me a Stinging Cactus. It's already stuck me 5 times. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-29T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                The Blob
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my husband's five days of constipation came to an abrupt end when he woke up, farted, tried to dash to the bathroom but didn’t make it in time. He then proceeded to drop a log on the hallway carpet over a foot long, as thick as a can of Lynx antiperspirant. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-29T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Cat meet fish
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I was riding on a bus while texting my online girlfriend that I've known her for two years, I asked her, “We’ve known each other for two years, shall we now meet each other publicly?” Next to me there was a 50 year-old man. As soon as I sent the message on my phone, I heard a ding sound from that man. Then he smiled. FML
                                By Am I gay…??]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-29T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Divine intervention?
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, we learned that my fiancée was having a cryptic pregnancy when she went to the hospital fearing food poisoning and came out with a baby. She never gained a pound or showed any symptoms at all. Even more miraculous is that we’re both women. Yeah my world is pretty much over. FML 
                                By You’re not Mary, I know you cheated! ]]></description>
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                                                Double trouble
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-29T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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