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Today, my hairdresser apologised because he couldn't distinguish the hair from the back of my head from the hair from my back. FML

#20506265
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19328) - you deserved it (6167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/14/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Edgarillo - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML

#20091337
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20181) - you deserved it (1445)

On 09/27/2012 at 7:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

#17440698
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22993) - you deserved it (2876)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:58pm - work - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML

#13339977
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16924) - you deserved it (3066)

On 10/06/2010 at 4:40am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

#13206157
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34874) - you deserved it (5095)

On 09/26/2010 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, with my girlfriend I planned a trip to Bali on this Thursday and we will celebrate Christmas together. Hotel booking done, flight tickets bought, swimsuits packed. I just forgot one thing: tell my boss I'll be on leave till next week. He gave me a new project. The deadline is next monday. FML

#6879901
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5380) - you deserved it (23282)

On 12/22/2009 at 3:46am - work - by hilariousnow (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)



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