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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)



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