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Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

#21376924
39 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by Speechless - United States (California)

Today, my dad spent 30 minutes incorrectly correcting me about our legal system. He thinks he knows more than me because he's been divorced twice. I'm a lawyer. FML

#21376903
48 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

#21376518
65 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, for the second time, I had an argument with my mother about whether William Shakespeare was a real person or not. FML

#21376501
63 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 4:35pm - misc - by ohno - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

#21376359
69 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 12:25pm - love - by RS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML

#21376174
57 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 3:14am - animals - by ilovecharliesheen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

#21376143
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25792) - you deserved it (45)

On 03/17/2015 at 2:12am - work - by Boss Troubles - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34540) - you deserved it (54)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

#21375957
56 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, during a date with my girlfriend, I found out you can hiccup hard enough to convince someone that you're having a seizure. FML

#21375726
49 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 3:15pm - misc - by redneckpunk (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad turned up drunk to an intervention for my brother's drug addiction. FML

#21375677
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31503) - you deserved it (2171)

On 03/16/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by not a jesse pinkman joke (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. The first thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke, he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list, "Cleanliness is not a joke". FML

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

#21375425
204 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)



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