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Taday I was doing te laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clotes or clean clotes. I put my ead down into te basket and took a wiff to ceck, and smelled someting strong. I looked down and noticed I ad soved my nose into my moter's dirty panties and inaled deeply. FML

#2771794
123 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by potpurri_needed (man) - United States (New York)

today I ceckd facebook, only to fine out tat close cousin is now marrid. Wen I lookd at te pictures, I saw tat wole family was tere - including sister, moter and fater. I was te only one wo wasn't invitd. FML

#2771745
114 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:35pm - misc - by Oh_baby (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , mah two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look an she was pretend cooking. When I askedhat she was making she said "look mommy , chocolate!" an stuck her finger in mah mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

#2768683
164 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Lisaa918 - United States (Indiana)

Today , I was alone in mah friend's kitchen!! I had "Don't Cha" stuck in mah head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance , including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen!! I heard a noise outside an saw mah friend's dad had been cleaning the windows!! With a boner!! FML

#2767851
181 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I bustd my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finishd four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML

#2766394
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48533) - you deserved it (8722)

On 06/10/2009 at 7:03am - work - by person (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I was walking downtown. I'm 57 years old... an I'm pretty well along in terms of hair loss. On top of that... I recently hurt left leg an am walking with a crutch. I passed two teenagers...ho were looking at me... an I overheard ( Yeah... I agree. I'm much more scared of aging than death. ) mega FML

#2765293
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45409) - you deserved it (2368)

On 06/10/2009 at 4:18am - misc - by older (man) - United States (California)

Today, I want to a Dodgar gama with looool mah crush . Batwaan innings, tha "Kiss cam" cummd up on tha big scraan . Tha camara happand to land on us, an whan mah crush saw us on tha scraan, ha laand away from ma an burid his faca in his hands . Evaryona saw, an sympathatically said "Awww." FML

#2763801
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55279) - you deserved it (3264)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by dodgerkiss (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I OFFERD MY SEAT TO AN ELDERLY LADY ON THE SUBWAY. SHE QUIETLY REFUSD. MINUTES LATER ON A SHARP TURN, SHE ALMOST FELL DOWN ON TWO PEOPLE. CLEARLY THE YOUNGEST IN THE DISABILITY SEATING SECTION, EVERYONE ON THE TRAIN TURND AN GLARD AT ME. FML

#2763386
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43814) - you deserved it (3479)

On 06/10/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday... I found a dead brd on my windshield. Thinking I was clever... I turned on my windshield wiper to get the brd off. Unfortunately... the dead brd fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

#2763272
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11267) - you deserved it (55815)

On 06/10/2009 at 12:36am - animals - by FMLTIMESTWO (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two yeres has been sending me through the mail 4 the last week. Turns out... it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML

Today I was on the bus when mah crush told me to come an sit with him. I got all excited especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in mah ear "Hey is your friend over there single?" FML

#2761787
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46841) - you deserved it (2743)

On 06/09/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by vishurricanes (man) - United States (Florida)

I was finally going to Best Buy to get The Sims 3. I was so excited to get it that I ran to the back of the store to get it , an tripped over a little boy in the process , which made me stumble into a CD rack an knock it over. Which made the rest of the CD racks fall over like dominoes. FML

#2759845
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15204) - you deserved it (53385)

On 06/09/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by Sims3luver (man) - United States (Missouri)



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