Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by hhaannnnaahh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by The V Sal - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Dariya (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by idkmybffjill? (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)
Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)
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