Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 3:50pm - animals - by Anne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by faye (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by clementine8 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm - misc - by crazycutie1027 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:40pm - misc - by samrodpuertorico (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by sarahhh (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by hhaannnnaahh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by The V Sal - United States (Maryland)
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