Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 11:16am - love - by darn it. (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I told my college friend that I considered her to be my best friend. She responded, "I don't think you should call me that." FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by Oh dear... (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)
Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by Skido (man) - United States (California)
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)
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