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Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

#21476750
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26854) - you deserved it (3151)

On 10/06/2015 at 7:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, several coworkers think the operation scar on my wrist is really a failed suicide attempt, because I study design and apparently, "Artists are suicidal, right?" FML

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

#21475669
69 comments

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On 10/03/2015 at 11:30am - health - by Till We Pass Out - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

#21475613
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21751) - you deserved it (2171)

On 10/03/2015 at 6:57am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

#21475608
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23236) - you deserved it (1895)

On 10/03/2015 at 6:13am - love - by coward (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML

#21475435
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22606) - you deserved it (6354)

On 10/02/2015 at 5:01pm - intimacy - by sad-boing (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

#21475347
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20824) - you deserved it (3782)

On 10/02/2015 at 12:48pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, a guy threatened to sue me for fraud because I informed him that he had to start paying back his student loans. FML

#21475285
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22383) - you deserved it (1733)

On 10/02/2015 at 8:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, after months of running up four flights of stairs to what I thought was the only male restroom in the building, I found another one. It's always been just around the corner from my desk. FML

Today, I saw my ex boyfriend walking down the street in my direction. I've put on a bunch of weight since we broke up, so I turned to look in the nearest shop window, hoping he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he did see me, looking straight at a KFC. FML

#21474925
47 comments

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On 10/01/2015 at 8:16am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

#21474557
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24334) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/30/2015 at 11:08am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I got called a "politically correct loser" by a woman at the supermarket, all because I said I didn't want to find out the gender of my baby until birth. FML

#21474498
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21773) - you deserved it (1971)

On 09/30/2015 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)



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