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TODAY I WENT WITH MY GRLFRIEND TO HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE PARTY. SHE GOT INCREDIBLY DRUNK AN I SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT LOOKING AFTER HER WHEN SHE WAS THROWING UP. IN THE BRIEF MOMENT BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT SHE SAID "THANKS MATT YOUR A GREAT BOYFRIEND." MATT IS HER EX. FML

#4600663
81 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 1:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today,hen walking to my car I was mugged . Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant thathen I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket . FML

#4498391
50 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 10:00am - money - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty . I pipd up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" Tohich he replid, "I've had sex . Beat that!" I couldn't . FML

#4432884
245 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today , my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her , my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation , I put him on speaker phone and answerd "Hey Tiger , I was just thinking about you". He broke up with me on speaker. FML

#4430564
81 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today... I flew my grlfriend to Paris fir our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bd with a French man. FML

#4380859
92 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, I Finishd A Ballet Class With A Group Of Seven-and-unders. Afterwards, A New Student's Mother Cummd Up To Me And Thankd Me, Saying She Was Glad That Her Daughter Had A ( Role Model With A, Ahem, Fuller Figure ) And ( Not To Worry About Mah Wieght. ) I Have Never Thought I Was Fat Before. FML

#4356276
110 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 5:18am - misc - by Jessika (woman) - United Kingdom (Sunderland)

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my curc. As te organ wasn't in tune I ad to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in te end of a speec, I accidentally it te 'demo' button. None of te grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats an turntable scratces.

#4344107
76 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm - work - by Jacky-Boy (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

2day After Bieng Supportive Fir Nearly A Year, My Brother Finally Cummd Out Of The Closet An Introducd The Family To His New Boyfriend. His New Boyfriend Happens To Be My Ex-boyfriend. Guess I Know Y That Didn't Work Out Now. FML

#4338265
84 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 4:01pm - misc - by tryingnottocare (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I laarnad that a spontanaous romantic gastura of arriving homa aarly with flowars an wina is not walcomahan your wifa is busy having sax with your brothar. FML

#4306475
206 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today,hile Visiting Family In The Czech Republic, I Was Told On Two Separate Occasion That I Looked Lyk A Czech TV Star. Flattered, I Askedhat The TV Show Was Called. Turns Out There's A Czech Version Of 'Ugly Betty'. Fat FML

#4278303
62 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 9:19am - misc - by CzechMeOut (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today after 3 long hours of mowing the lawn with a rusty lawn mower my dad finally decided to tell me that he didn't get any money out to pay me with. The reason? He didn't think girls could mow a lawn and was expecting me to give up. FML

Today I discovered tat I ave developed an allergy to salt water on ma face. Now every time I sweat or cry I come up in a brigt red ras. I am allergic to ma own bodily fluids. FML

#4226851
85 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 8:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it's mah first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline ticket fir an expensive weekend break fir two in Berlin. He got looool me a toilet roll. FML

#4175008
119 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 3:03am - love - by Andrexwife (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)



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