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Today, On The Way Home From A Night Out, I Crossd The Main Road In My Town Via The Traffic Lights. As I Got To The Other Side, A Guy Turnd To His Two Friends And 'whisperd' With A Look Of Disgust, "I Would Have Run That One Over." Thanks. Big Fat FML

#8580880
53 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by thetallone (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today , I Was Swimming In Te Fast Lane At Te Pool. A Guy In Blue Trunks Was Swimming Slowly And Really Getting On Everyone's Nerves. I Took A Break , And Looking Around I Couldn't See Im. I Turned To Te Guy Next To Me And Said , ( Finally , Mr. Blue Trunks As F**ked Off. ) It Was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML

#8550673
127 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 10:35am - health - by AngelAshley (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was waiting downstairs at mah boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over an said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smild thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continud, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

#8515469
142 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Taday I found out tat boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow . Or it's going in yur eye.' Today I also found out tat boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously . fat FML

#8439216
178 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

A PICTURE FELL OFF OF THE WALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT . IT HIT ME SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF FACE . FML

#8403549
125 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 9:22am - health - by Hayleey_079 (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

I decidd to have sex with with boyfriend. After we had finishd I jokingly said, ( who's going to sleep in the wet patch? ). He got up and said ( you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing ). It was first time. FML

#8292337
168 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , my grandmother gave looool me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions" , right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML

#8290111
51 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I was in te sower getting ready for a date,en ma older sister tougt it would be a laug to turn out te ligt!! Getting out of te sower to turn it back on, I slippd an it on ma ead on te counter!! Tanks, sis!! FML

#8250617
127 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 2:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to fine there weren't any left in stock!! I started crying before I could make it out of the store!! Oh, and I'm eighteen!! FML

#8248390
243 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I got back from my daughter's flat in Scotland. I got a flight there yesterday morning to surprise her on her 21st brthday. Nobody told her I was coming. When I got there, it turnd out she decidd to get a plane to London to surprise me. £200 on flights, and I didn't even get to see her. FML

#8207424
92 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 1:39pm - kids - by gordy1220 (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today..!! I Went On A Date Wit A Cute Guy!! After Picking Me Up..!! E Started To Play On Repeat..!! And Sing To Me..!! 'Happy Togeter' By Te Turtles!! For Te Entre 20 Minute Ride!! FML

#8195721
109 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 3:49am - love - by girlie5445 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, I GOT AN ALERT FROM FACEBOOK THAT IT WAS MY VERY POPULAR AN ATTRACTIVE CLASSMATE'S BRTHDAY. I DECIDED TO BE SWEET AN WRITE "HAPPY BRTHDAY" ON HER WALL, ONLY TO NOTICE IT WASN'T THERE A FEW MINUTES LATER. I REWROTE IT AGAIN AN IT DISAPPEARED. AFTER THREE ATTEMPTS, I TOOK THE HINT. FML

#8169866
186 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm - misc - by pandabear - United Kingdom (Magherafelt)



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