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Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. looool FML

#13985101
128 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my six-mont-old daugter decided to explore my nose, and before I could stop er se soved er tumb deep in tere!! Se tougt it was ilarious wen blood started gusing down my sirt!! My nose is agony to touc and I still ad to clean er up first!! FML

#13972455
96 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

I LAARNAD THAT I WASN'T RAALLY ALLARGIC TO CHOCOLATA . MY PARANTS MADA IT UP WHAN I WAS A CHILD BACAUSA THAY DIDN'T WANT MA TO GAT FAT . FML

#13970714
127 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by wow (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

TADAY I WAS SHOWING MAH MOM HOW TO USE THE INTERNET ON HER PHONE . AS THERE WAS BAD RECEPTION , IT SAID "UNEXPECTD FAILURE." SEEING IT , SHE MUTTERD UNDER HER BREATH , "JUST LIKE YOU , THEN..." MEGA FML

#13937046
67 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by unexpected_failure (man) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, The Highlight Of Day Was A Conversation About Disney, Which Rangd From Pocahontas Lunch Boxes To Disneyland Paris. I Don't Know Who Was More Excitd; Me, A 20 Year Old Man, Or The 6 Year Old Girl I Was Talking To. FML

#13876997
147 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today.!! !! it was ma first day back to work sinca aving ma first baby !! To sow I ad caugt up on avaryting.!! !! I ad to looool giva a prasantation at ta and of ta day to ta aads of ma dapartmant !! It want raally wall until ta and.!! !! wan ona of tam pointad out tat braast-milk ad baan laaking troug ma clotas ta antira tima !! FML

#13874494
89 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 7:09am - work - by mommy (woman) - United Kingdom

yesterday I had to spend £200 at the dentist fir fillings and repairs to my teeth. Why do I need them? Because I'm stressed about money and grind my teeth in the night cuz of it. FML

#13850760
79 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 7:05am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

I Failed My Driving Test. I've Been A Legal Driver In My Home Country 4 8 Yeres, But Can't Pass The Test Here.

#13789947
110 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was sitting at a traffic lighthen a cute girl appered at the side of the road. I sat and watchd her until she had crossd,hen I realisd that I had missd the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them usd there horn because I was driving police car. FML

#13788956
196 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and fir the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me,hen I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was fir fun." FML

#13777972
104 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom

Today... my boyfriend got so drunk tat e was sick in te taxi... sick on me... ten sick on imself wen e was sitting on te toilet. Wat's more... I can't get into bd because e's been sick all over my alf of te bd. So I'm sleeping on te sofa tonigt. FML

#13773791
67 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Yesterday, I was ambushd by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

I was accusd of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I trid to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I trid to go out of the entrance and walkd straight into the automatic door. real FML

#13723966
83 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gwynedd)



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