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FMLs submitted from United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

#19016945 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (6551) - you deserved it (771)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by courtneynaked (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (18919) - you deserved it (4731)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML

#18665840 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (9651) - you deserved it (710)

On 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm - money - by EdwinOEF (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, at university I was tearing off some "Help Japan" posters off the wall, figuring that they have been up for a while. Just as a group of visiting Japanese reporters passed by. FML

#18435293 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (14356) - you deserved it (10993)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by facepalmface (man) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

#18209020 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (24087) - you deserved it (1920)

On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML

#17426270 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (19367) - you deserved it (1447)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:18am - love - by Potential Bridezilla (woman) - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

#15012053 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (22598) - you deserved it (3296)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by YeahItsmecoolhuh (woman) - United Arab Emirates

Today, this guy I've been "seeing" for a year said he didn't want to share my birthday with me because he doesn't want us to get serious. FML

#13245354 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (17688) - you deserved it (2323)

On 09/29/2010 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

#12284629 (401)

I agree, your life sucks (56821) - you deserved it (2732)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

#7967999 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (20232) - you deserved it (1410)

On 02/07/2010 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

#6952779 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (19189) - you deserved it (1597)

On 12/26/2009 at 4:10am - misc - by mothapuka (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

#6612429 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (8230) - you deserved it (17376)

On 12/05/2009 at 3:44am - love - by JennyAndrews (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

#5989620 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (18235) - you deserved it (5896)

On 10/25/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by Happyforeverx (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)