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Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26851) - you deserved it (3813)

On 12/16/2010 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by fckdsamaritan (woman) - Tunisia

Today, thanks to my brilliant hairstylist, I ended up with a brand new haircut, which I like to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19313) - you deserved it (2783)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by AtikaSucks (woman) - Tunisia



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