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Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77) - you deserved it (182)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28408) - you deserved it (3953)

On 12/16/2010 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by fckdsamaritan (woman) - Tunisia

Today, thanks to my brilliant hairstylist, I ended up with a brand new haircut, which I like to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20433) - you deserved it (2891)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by AtikaSucks (woman) - Tunisia



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