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Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7) - you deserved it (10)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today I helpd a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking mah breasts with his elbow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28282) - you deserved it (3949)

On 12/16/2010 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by fckdsamaritan (woman) - Tunisia

YESTERDAY, THANKS TO BRILLIANT HAIRSTYLIST, I ENDD UP WITH A BRAND NEW HAIRCUT, WHICH I LIKE TO CALL THE "BOWLER HAT-AND-SPAGHETTI" CUT . MEGA FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20338) - you deserved it (2879)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by AtikaSucks (woman) - Tunisia



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