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Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24803) - you deserved it (35069)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30123) - you deserved it (4099)

On 12/16/2010 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by fckdsamaritan (woman) - Tunisia

Today, thanks to my brilliant hairstylist, I ended up with a brand new haircut, which I like to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22272) - you deserved it (3063)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by AtikaSucks (woman) - Tunisia

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