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Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML

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On 07/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by FML (woman) - Syrian Arab Republic (Dimashq)



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