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Yesterday At A Party I Told This Guy That I Really Likd His Pirate Costume. Turns Out He Wasn't Wearing A Costume, His Eye Was Shot Out With A BB Gun. This Explains The Eye Patch. FML

#95150
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I agree, your life sucks (12949) - you deserved it (30228)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by story of my life. - Switzerland (Zurich)

yesterday I reachd fir my beer and took a huge swallow before I realizd that I had pickd up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happend next. FML

#1314
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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

yesterday I was in a nightclub with mah grlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset mah grlfriend so I escaped to the bar. When I came back I saw the same grl making out with mah grlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. mega FML

#202
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55654) - you deserved it (8300)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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