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Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

#409168
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95770) - you deserved it (7710)

On 03/17/2009 at 8:16am - money - by Recon (man) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a BB gun. This explains the eye patch. FML

#95150
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13020) - you deserved it (30317)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by story of my life. - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23467) - you deserved it (5374)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56819) - you deserved it (8441)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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