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Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
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I agree, your life sucks (23292) - you deserved it (5353)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
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I agree, your life sucks (55599) - you deserved it (8296)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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