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Today, mah family is going to the USA 4 Christmas after bieng lucky and getting there tickets re-bookd!! My ticket was canceld due to the snow, and will not be re-bookd!! Merry Christmas to me, myself and a bottle of wine!! mega FML

#14269237
82 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 4:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach 4 it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got inhen builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. fat FML

#14221771
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27961) - you deserved it (3153)

On 12/16/2010 at 6:54am - misc - by xxmollyxx (woman) - Sweden

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently subconscious has a fetish fir old Austrian bodybuilders. mega FML

#14081399
131 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 6:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, mah cute co-worker asked if he could use mah computer . I told him mah password and went to the bathroom . When I came back he said he'd finished . I tried to log in, but mah password wouldn't work . I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, ( Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back . ) big fat FML

#13959673
81 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , I was late 4 work an got chewed out by mah boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee an a cup of tea. My work provides this 4 free. When I did , mah boss told me that in fact it wasn't , nor has it ever been , free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML

#13812694
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9648) - you deserved it (28021)

On 11/12/2010 at 7:07am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in mah hand an the door was jammed. I called the janitor on mah cellphone an told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint an leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

#13775057
97 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 6:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, I freakd outhen I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panichen thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realizd that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

#13766539
172 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by pottyhostage (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

WHILE TAKING A SHOWER, I THOUGHT THAT THE BATHROOM WAS EXTRA STEAMY BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOT WATER. IT WASN'T UNTIL TWO-THREE MINUTES LATER WHEN I PUT SOME SHAMPOO IN MY HAIR THAT I REALIZD I HAD FORGOTTEN TO TAKE MY GLASSES OFF. FAT FML

#13327149
57 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 6:46am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I was walking outsidehen I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
162 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, it was a long quaua at tha stora, an bahind ma wara two sanior citizans. I wantad to do a good daad, an said: "Cut bafora ma in lina, I hava all tha tima in tha world." My raward? Tha old man scoldad ma cuz I supposadly insinuatad that thay wara old, an only had a short tima laft to liva. FML

#11189636
122 comments

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On 06/14/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by SirPimPim (man) - Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan)

TODAY, I FOUND MA MOM TROWING MA VERY EXPENSIVE AND IMPORTANT MEDICATION DOWN TE TOILET. SE TOUGT I WAS DOING DRUGS. BIG FAT FML

#7499044
84 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today , the guy I like called me , an my mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped an fell in the shower an was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me , but my mom hered me an answered "Well , she is masturbating right now , but I'll tell her to call u later!". FML

#6998610
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25900) - you deserved it (2699)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by notexactly (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying 4 called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to mah voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. real FML

#6426419
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5105) - you deserved it (37400)

On 11/23/2009 at 8:47pm - work - by Mr IT - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)



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