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Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

#21022962
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I agree, your life sucks (39306) - you deserved it (2979)

On 01/09/2014 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

#19784539
138 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

#19648207
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28213) - you deserved it (2130)

On 05/19/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16586) - you deserved it (24097)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka



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