Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 2:23am - love - by princesspuffypan (woman) - South Africa
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:11pm - health - by oops (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)
Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I woke up with a fever and a migraine. I work at an audiology clinic and my day consists of being shouted at down the phone by practically deaf people. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 2:23am - work - by owmyhead (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 3:07pm - kids - by Angie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)
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