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FMLs submitted from South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (8135) - you deserved it (2163)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (4642) - you deserved it (11558)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML

#18192862 (381)

I agree, your life sucks (35847) - you deserved it (4616)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML

#17909341 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (31294) - you deserved it (2018)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:23am - love - by princesspuffypan (woman) - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (12407) - you deserved it (32708)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

#17407697 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (18223) - you deserved it (2278)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:11pm - health - by oops (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

#15855335 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (32992) - you deserved it (4061)

On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

#15824008 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (26493) - you deserved it (2497)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (32416) - you deserved it (3997)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I woke up with a fever and a migraine. I work at an audiology clinic and my day consists of being shouted at down the phone by practically deaf people. FML

#15735853 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (18755) - you deserved it (1876)

On 04/11/2011 at 2:23am - work - by owmyhead (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

#15467016 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (27199) - you deserved it (3151)

On 03/24/2011 at 3:07pm - kids - by Angie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (21807) - you deserved it (2610)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

#14368305 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (18950) - you deserved it (7375)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)