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FMLs submitted from Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (24438) - you deserved it (1775)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912 (693)

I agree, your life sucks (51900) - you deserved it (4671)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (3172) - you deserved it (43960)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell of my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (39007) - you deserved it (3731)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)