Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
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On 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by ldn (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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On 03/03/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by Ihatemylife (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, for the third day in a row, my 10-month-old is refusing to eat any of the meals that I prepare for him. He will however eat anything semi-edible lying on the floor, cat kibble included. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by amusedslovenia (woman) - Slovenia
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Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell of my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)
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