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Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

#20451560
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I agree, your life sucks (25552) - you deserved it (6801)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

#18877694
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23995) - you deserved it (3577)

On 01/22/2012 at 4:12am - love - by sisco2901 (man) - Slovakia (Nitra)

Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in mid-sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML

#14742599
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23569) - you deserved it (3570)

On 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Slovakia (Bratislava)



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