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Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

#1954003
77 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

#1418497
190 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

#1415955
197 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

#1249687
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55083) - you deserved it (6646)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:54am - love - by Kitty (woman) - Singapore

Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you". FML

#214067
120 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Brrrb (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

#150928
51 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 3:39am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - Singapore

Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

#67274
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17995) - you deserved it (54317)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore



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