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Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

#16982648
141 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30303) - you deserved it (14638)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43423) - you deserved it (3107)

On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

#16447719
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36514) - you deserved it (4254)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:09am - misc - by Username - Singapore

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

#16341227
100 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML

#16324366
91 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 3:31am - work - by goatvideosarelame (man) - Singapore

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

#16117188
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37800) - you deserved it (7459)

On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

#16031811
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43843) - you deserved it (3690)

On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37661) - you deserved it (5579)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML

#15479881
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46928) - you deserved it (4034)

On 03/25/2011 at 7:55am - misc - by Ineedjustice03 - Singapore

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
133 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

#15174885
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54864) - you deserved it (5021)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Today, all the staff in my company were forced to attend an evening Chippendale show. Everyone in my department managed to think of a good reason to escape while I failed and no other choice but to go. I'm the only guy. FML

#15111819
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23988) - you deserved it (6525)

On 02/25/2011 at 5:15am - work - by yamada (man) - Singapore



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